Dr. Frankenstein: Finally - my fiendish formula is finished.
Alvin Seville: Try saying that three times - quickly.
Dr. Frankenstein: My finished formula is frrr... my formlest fiendula is... my fishiest formula... my fie... never mind.
Dr. Frankenstein: I am going to turn you into a mindless zombie. Have you ever seen a mindless zombie?
Alvin Seville: Are you kidding? I live in Hollywood.
Mr. Yesman: So there you have it: I'm filled with terror and self-loathing, my job is hanging by a thread and I don't have anybody to entertain at tonights world premiere party. What do you think?
David Seville: Well, I can't help you with your bedwetting, but I can solve your entertainment problem.
Alvin Seville: Don't touch the cap.
Mr. Yesman: Lovely bag! It must have costed you an arm and a leg.
Dr. Frankenstein: Actually... an arm and two legs.