Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
Carol Anne Freeling: They're here.
The Entity: Welcome home, cunt.
Wilma Northrup: Now get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings.
Chuck: How come you never scream when we have sex?
Chili: Give me something to scream about.
Paul Gallier: Long ago, our ancestors sacrificed their children to the leopards. The souls of the children grew inside the leopards, until the leopards became human. We were gods then.
Paul Gallier: We are a incestuous race. We can only make love with our own, otherwise we transform. And before we can become human again, we must kill.
Paul Gallier: Welcome home.
Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
Mrs. Devereaux: You will always be my baby.
Kahea: I am the plumed serpent, I fly, and I crawl... I have fallen, but I shall rise again.
Max: Losing, winning - what's the difference? Play the game with a fair heart, and you'll always be able to look yourself in the mirror. Play too hard to win, and you might not like what you become.
Diddle: We're going down to the river tonight. It'll be a night to go down in history.
Patricia Montelli: They're mine. My panties.
Sonny Montelli: I took them from the laundry.
Detective Germani: We have eliminated the impossible. Whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
SAM-104: They switch you off when life is good then switch you on when they're up to their noses in life's bitter droppings.
Mike Colby: You said it, tin man.
Bruno, Ferret's Henchman: Where is he?
Ferret, Arcane's Commando Leader: What is he?
Commercial Announcer: It's almost time, kids. The clock is ticking. Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.
Charlie: Billy, they were the biggest things I ever saw and they had tattoos on them. You know, I may be in love. I might just go right back in there and ask her out on a date. (Biker flies out of the bar through the door) Mayday! billy, send backup! all units report to the old blues bar, over.