Gloria: Found any water yet?
Moto Moto: No, just more diamonds and gold.
Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person.
Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.
Stewie Griffin: Oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight.
Fievel: Have no fear. Filly the Kid is here.
Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?
Setsuko: Why do fireflies have to die so soon?
Nick Wilde: It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!
Lupe: I can't wait to show you to the rest of the guys! They're gonna fertilize the yard.
Earl Devereaux: I'm not a barista! I'm a police-sta!
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Hopper: If I didn't promise my mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I'd kill you!
Molt: You know, no-one appreciates that more than I do.
Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.
Meowth: It looks like alphabet soup but without the soup.
Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Dave: Hey, no smiling. You're still grounded. Remember?