Giselle: Is it sometimes easier to live in Andalasia?
Nancy Tremaine: Well, I wouldn't say "easier." We have dragons and ogre rebellions.
Prince Edward: Last year, the entire kingdom was trapped in a giant whale.
Giselle: Oh.
Setsuko: Why do fireflies have to die so soon?
Nick Wilde: It's called a hustle, sweetheart.
Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men?
Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Hopper: If I didn't promise my mother on her deathbed that I wouldn't kill you, I'd kill you!
Molt: You know, no-one appreciates that more than I do.
Joker: You know, it's funny. This reminds me of a joke. See, there were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night... one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore. They decided to escape. So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, oh, no way, he's afraid of falling. So, the first guy has an idea. He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm halfway across!"
Mad Hatter: What's the matter my dear, don't you care for tea?
Alice: Why, yes. I'm very fond of tea.
March Hare: If you don't care for tea, you could at least make polite conversation.
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Dave: Hey, no smiling. You're still grounded. Remember?