Sammo

31st Mar 2020

Death in Paradise (2011)

Episode #1.4 - S1-E4

DI Richard Poole: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of seafood, if I'm honest. Most of it has eyes. A bit disconcerting to eat something while it's staring back at you. (00:20:25)

Sammo

31st Mar 2020

Death in Paradise (2011)

31st Mar 2020

Crush Crush

Dr. Fumi: Stay home. Stay safe. Date waifus.

Sammo

6th Mar 2020

Seinfeld (1990)

6th Mar 2020

Ride Along 2 (2016)

James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs?
James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.

Sammo

6th Mar 2020

Magnum, P.I. (1980)

Black on White - S3-E5

Higgins: The Kikuyu could be a savage people. But then, so could we. Take away our bowlers and school ties, remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, set us down in the African bush where every living thing is killing or being killed, and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the Earth. (00:30:10)

Sammo

6th Mar 2020

Magnum, P.I. (1980)

Past Tense - S3-E4

Magnum: So, you go in, swim underwater and you sneak around their flank.
Orville 'Rick' Wright : What, are you crazy? I'm no good at swimming underwater.
Magnum: Anybody can swim underwater!
Orville 'Rick' Wright : Anybody can drown, too!
(00:37:50)

Sammo

6th Mar 2020

Magnum, P.I. (1980)

Did You See the Sun Rise? - S3-E1

Mac: If you could do that all the way from Molokai, you might win, instead of finishing 87th.
I looked up the finishing order of last year's race, You came in behind a 12-year-old girl from Kauai. Kiki Kahuna.
Magnum: What do you want, Mac?
Mac: I thought you might wanna win this year. Or at least beat a 12-year-old girl.
Magnum: She's 13 by now.
(00:21:30)

Sammo

6th Mar 2020

Magnum P.I. (2018)

6th Mar 2020

Hawaii Five-0 (2010)

Morticia: Is everyone all right? No limbs missing that weren't missing before you arrived? (01:14:00)

Sammo

21st Nov 2019

Daphne & Velma (2018)

21st Nov 2019

Collision Course (1989)

21st Nov 2019

The Brass Bottle (1964)

Fakrash: Select the design you wish and 3,000 houses will appear before your eyes...an entire city.
Harold Ventimore: You can't put up houses like that!
Fakrash: Oh, yes I can! With one wave of my hand.
Harold Ventimore: Listen, Mr. Fakrash, you don't own this land. And even if you did, you can't build on it without a building permit. Then detailed plans have to be drawn up, then the building Inspectors have to OK them, then they have to approve every step of the work: foundation, plumbing, electrical... Furthermore, all materials must be union made and all work must be done by union labor.
Fakrash: When the Pharaohs put up the pyramids, they had no such problems. In those days...
Harold Ventimore: - These aren't those days, they're these days. There is no room for magic now. Everything must be done legitimately today.
(01:10:00)

Sammo

21st Nov 2019

Batman (1966)

14th Oct 2019

Stuber (2019)

Stu: I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I...DO...MEDITATE! (00:50:00)

Sammo

14th Oct 2019

Social Animals (2018)

Zoe: How long have you known me?
Claire: Like a hundred years.
Zoe: And have I once said that "I want to have a baaaaby", or "a husbaaand"?
Claire: No but... to be fair, I am, like, drunk half the time.

Sammo

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