DI Richard Poole: Everyone had a motive.
Neville : Ahem, you missed someone. DI Richard Poole: No.
Neville: Me! DI Richard Poole: Well, you didn't do it...
Neville: Could have! DI Richard Poole: Really? What was your motive?
Neville: He owed me money? DI Richard Poole: Did he?
Neville: No.
[DI Richard Poole sighs, shakes his head and moves on].(00:46:05)
DI Richard Poole: Yeah, I'm not a big fan of seafood, if I'm honest. Most of it has eyes. A bit disconcerting to eat something while it's staring back at you.(00:20:25)
DS Camille Bordey: Mm-hm. You'd like her to be innocent so you can run barefoot across the sand and make wild love in the surf. DI Richard Poole: Not only is that inaccurate, Camille, it's also childish, fanciful and unhygienic.(00:06:10)
James Payton: Now, you guys think it's gang-related. I say that's bullshit.
Maya: Because you're an expert on local gangs? James Payton: No, I'm an expert on bullshit.
Higgins: The Kikuyu could be a savage people. But then, so could we. Take away our bowlers and school ties, remove us from our cities where others kill our meat, from our books and films, where we vicariously live out our baser emotions, set us down in the African bush where every living thing is killing or being killed, and we can be as savage as any tribe on the face of the Earth.(00:30:10)
Magnum: So, you go in, swim underwater and you sneak around their flank.
Orville 'Rick' Wright : What, are you crazy? I'm no good at swimming underwater. Magnum: Anybody can swim underwater!
Orville 'Rick' Wright : Anybody can drown, too!(00:37:50)
Mac: If you could do that all the way from Molokai, you might win, instead of finishing 87th.
I looked up the finishing order of last year's race, You came in behind a 12-year-old girl from Kauai. Kiki Kahuna. Magnum: What do you want, Mac?
Mac: I thought you might wanna win this year. Or at least beat a 12-year-old girl. Magnum: She's 13 by now.(00:21:30)
Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Why are you following me? Thomas Magnum: Uh...
Detective Gordon Katsumoto: Word of advice: if you wanna tail someone, don't do it in a red Ferrari.(00:30:00)
Samuel Naughton: Was the accomodation all right? Hercule Poirot: No, monsieur Naughton. The accomodation was all wrong.
Samuel Naughton: Oh... Hercule Poirot: The duck-feather pillows. It feels as if the duck are still in them.(00:14:50)
Daphne Blake: Velma, the tube just ate her! The tube ate Mikayla! Velma Dinkley: Okay, I'm...pretty sure it's just a secret elevator or something. Daphne Blake: Okay, right, right.(00:53:25)
Fakrash: Select the design you wish and 3,000 houses will appear before your eyes...an entire city.
Harold Ventimore: You can't put up houses like that!
Fakrash: Oh, yes I can! With one wave of my hand.
Harold Ventimore: Listen, Mr. Fakrash, you don't own this land. And even if you did, you can't build on it without a building permit. Then detailed plans have to be drawn up, then the building Inspectors have to OK them, then they have to approve every step of the work: foundation, plumbing, electrical... Furthermore, all materials must be union made and all work must be done by union labor.
Fakrash: When the Pharaohs put up the pyramids, they had no such problems. In those days...
Harold Ventimore: - These aren't those days, they're these days. There is no room for magic now. Everything must be done legitimately today.(01:10:00)
Stu: I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. And I don't have insurance. So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. I...DO...MEDITATE!(00:50:00)
Zoe: How long have you known me? Claire: Like a hundred years.
Zoe: And have I once said that "I want to have a baaaaby", or "a husbaaand"? Claire: No but... to be fair, I am, like, drunk half the time.
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