Higgins: If there is the slightest validity to what I am witnessing, I can now be certain that our creator is not only indifferent, he is cruel. (00:21:15)
Sammo
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
Higgins: How fiendishly deceptive of you, Magnum. I could have sworn I was hearing the emasculation of a large rodent. To my great surprise, I see the sounds are emanating from what I thought was a harmless musical instrument.
Magnum: Cute Higgins, real cute.
Higgins: Why Magnum? Why do this terrible thing?
Magnum: Higgins, I'll have you know I used to be very good. I was the second best sax player in my High School band!
Higgins: Well, how many sax players were there?!
Magnum: ...Anyway. I just saw this in a pawn shop window and thought I'd like to try and get my chops back.
Higgins: May I suggest that your "chops" are irretrievable.
Magnum: Higgins, did you come here just to abuse me!? (00:05:25)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum, P.I. (1980)
Magnum: I'm sorry Rick. I'm a little rusty on the serve. I just gotta get it up a little more, but when I do, it'll be a monster.
TC: Not with that follow through.
Magnum: What's wrong with it?
TC: You need more extension.
Magnum: I do?
TC: Mmm-hmm.
Rick: Try and keep this one on the court will you. We're running out of balls!
Magnum: OK, this one will be in Rick, I promise.
(00:03:10)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum P.I. (2018)
Thomas Magnum: Let me explain something to you about following leads...
Juliett Higgins: Oh, you're gonna mansplain something? How wonderful for me.
Thomas Magnum: No, I'm gonna P.I.-splain something to you! (00:24:35)
15th Apr 2020
Magnum P.I. (2018)
Thomas Magnum: My father once said that being brave doesn't mean not being scared. It just means you've decided there's something more important than your fear. (00:22:20)
8th Apr 2020
Hotel Artemis (2018)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #3.7 - S3-E7
DI Humphrey Goodman: Right, I'll keep watch.
Sergeant Fidel Best: You sure?
DI Humphrey Goodman: As Detective Inspector, I have a duty of care...Nothing to do with the fact that I won't be able to sleep a wink, with a killer upstairs. (00:35:40)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #3.7 - S3-E7
Emily Benoit: Revenge doesn't pay the bills. (00:35:05)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #3.2 - S3-E2
DS Camille Bordey: If you want to talk some more, you know, about your wife.
DI Humphrey Goodman: I'm fine, Camille. I'm British. I'm going for the "bottle it all up and turn it into a bitter little ball" approach.
DS Camille Bordey: But you look sad.
DI Humphrey Goodman: I'm not sad. I'm squinting. My squinty face is uncannily similar to my sad face. (00:50:40)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #3.2 - S3-E2
DI Humphrey Goodman: Hook-a-duck.
DS Camille Bordey: What-a-what?
DI Humphrey Goodman: Hook-a-duck. Every summer when I was growing up, a funfair would pitch up on the village green. There'd be a carousel and a ghost train and hook-a-duck. It's those little rubber ducks bobbing around on a paddling pool. You had to try and hook them with a little fishing rod and if you got the one with the star on its bottom, you won the most fantastic prize.
DS Camille Bordey: A-ha...what was the prize?
DI Humphrey Goodman: A goldfish. In a plastic bag.
DS Camille Bordey: You had a very dull childhood, didn't you?
DI Humphrey Goodman: Every year, I'd hook a duck
DS Camille Bordey: No star?
DI Humphrey Goodman: Not once.
DS Camille Bordey: HOW is that AT ALL relevant?
DI Humphrey Goodman: Probability. See, the odds were stacked against me. As are the odds stacked against the murderer killing his intended victim. (00:09:50)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.8 - S2-E8
Officer Dwayne Myers: Chief, will you take off your detective head? You're amongst friends now!
DI Richard Poole: If I find out that you broke into that post office...!
Officer Dwayne Myers: Don't worry...You won't find out. (00:42:40)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.5 - S2-E5
Officer Dwayne Myers: Hold on, Chief. Commissioner...
DI Richard Poole: ...wants us to focus on the bootleggers, but he'll have to wait. He's probably busy anyway, tucking into some lobster...or swallowing down an over-priced bottle of plonk...
Commissioner Selwyn Patterson: Or standing behind you.
DI Richard Poole: ...Or standing behind me. And as a gentleman and a scholar, able to take a joke in the spirit that it was intended.
Commissioner Selwyn Patterson: I'd happily take anything if you've some progress on my bootleggers. (00:17:30)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.5 - S2-E5
DI Richard Poole: You know, my Grandparents had a dog called Laddie. Irish setter. You know, he was probably my best friend, you know, growing up. And when I was 11, he was he was hit by a milk...well, it wasn't a milk float, it was a milk van...Anyway, the point the point I'm trying to make is that...Look, it was very difficult for me, you know. And I was upset for weeks, months even.
DS Camille Bordey: Sir, Aimee was my friend, not a pet. That's different.
DI Richard Poole: No, no, of course, I was, I mean, that was just sort of just trying to show you I understand and can be supportive.
DS Camille Bordey: Yeah, well, you don't really seem to have any friends, so I'm not sure how you could possibly understand.
DI Richard Poole: He was a very clever dog, you know, he could do tricks.
DS Camille Bordey: Please, don't support me any more.
DI Richard Poole: No. Sorry. (00:10:30)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.4 - S2-E4
DI Richard Poole: One caught in an explosion, the other one shot dead. I hope they haven't wasted any money on the lottery. (00:09:00)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.3 - S2-E3
Commissioner Selwyn Patterson: I'm going to let you run with this. For now. Not because I think you're right, but simply because there is something I've always wanted to say since I joined the force.
"You've got 24 hours to solve this case." Do we understand each other? (00:24:30)
8th Apr 2020
Death in Paradise (2011)
Episode #2.2 - S2-E2
Officer Dwayne Myers: Not long after, she joined the convent. You think she can be happy?
DS Camille Bordey: You mean, without you?
DI Richard Poole: Dwayne, she married Christ. You could never compete - not with the miracles and the father-in-law.
Officer Dwayne Myers: Ah, but does He have my killer smile? (00:16:00)
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