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Doctor: No evidence of any abnormality in the brain, no tumor, you have a strong heart, your diet is better than average. You are under severe stress, of course, but otherwise doctor Bowen, the psychiatrist you saw, says there's nothing out of the ordinary...aside from your exceptional extrasensory perception and your preoccupation with Japanese culture. No harm in that! (00:41:10)

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Joanne: Hey.
Tuba: Hey.
Joanne: Where are you going?
Tuba: Home.
Joanne: I'll drop you off.
Tuba: Good!
Joanne: Where do you live?
Tuba: Upstairs. [To himself] I knew I should have moved.

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Jenny Randall: You're overthinking it.
Marnie Cooper: Am I, or did whoever make it just under-think it? There's a reason I don't watch these movies. (00:05:55)

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Sorority Sister Murphy: Hiiii! [pauses, then in a slightly more genuine tone]... No, I really mean that, hi! (00:28:50)

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Dana Barrett: Don't put any of those old, cheap moves on me, okay?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No, no, no...
Dana Barrett: It's different...?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I have all new cheap moves. (00:54:00)

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Howard Hughes: Never check an interesting fact. (00:01:00)

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Mrs. Van Schuyler: Well, rules are made to be broken. At least mine are. By me. (00:33:10)

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David Madison: It's his own fault.
Marisa Kendall: I understand how you must feel.
David Madison: Don't understand me so quick, 'kay? (01:07:20)

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Louise: I don't know, there's just gotta be some way we can make money.
Elaine: We can make porno flicks and all wear masks.
Jane: No, Robert and I got bombed out one night, and we put "I love you" on my ankle.
Elaine: OK, we'll wear masks, you'll wear socks. (00:22:45)

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Elaine: Why don't we just become hookers and rent a motel room?
Jane: We'd starve to death, there's 12,000 college girls in this town giving it away.
Elaine: You're right.
(00:22:20)

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Jerry: I'll give you 10 bucks for this racket, Elaine.
Elaine: It's a deal, Jerry.
Jerry: Say, did Millard have any balls?
[Long pause, the friends look at each other grinning sarcastically].
Elaine: Nah I can't. It's too easy. (00:21:15)

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The Forgotten - S1-E23

Bruce Wayne: What IS this?
Salvo Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it isn't, it's a cooked rat. (00:06:00)

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Christmas With the Joker - S1-E38

Robin: OK, I'll make a deal with you. If we go out on patrol, and Gotham is quiet, with no sign of the Joker, we come back here, have Christmas dinner, and watch It's A Wonderful Life.
Batman: You know, I've never seen that. I could never get past the title. (00:02:20)

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On Leather Wings - S1-E2

Batman: Someone is setting me up
Alfred: My Heavens! You mean it was not you tossing guards out of windows last night?
Batman: I only toss butlers, Alfred. (00:04:55)

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Agent Toby Lee Shavers: You know, if we're gonna be working together, you should work on your partner skills just a lil' bit? Like if you want something try "Please", "May I borrow?"
Darius Stone: Please, may I borrow the binoculars... before I kick your teeth in?
Agent Toby Lee Shavers: OK see, that's a start. (00:33:15)

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Xander Cage: You know, these days a regular guy can't afford to be regular. (00:16:20)

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Jane Marke: Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.
Becky Clearidge: Except for any sort of illegal drugs. Those, I'll have in 15 minutes. (00:30:20)

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Xiang: Stick to the path. There's a lot of unmarked graves on this island.
Xander Cage: I bet whoever sold you that shirt is in one of them. (00:46:35)

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Walker: Let me question her about your son. Then you can roast her, toast her, chop her into tiny little pieces and feed her to the birds.
Lord Norinaga: No. I want her to suffer. (00:17:10)

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Kaya: Don't think about it too much...When do mobile game stories make sense?

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