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General Mayhem: Bring me your fiercest leader.
Batman: Yeah, that's me. This guy. Coming through. I'm the leader, obvs.
Wyldstyle: You? I don't think so!
Batman: How many movies have they made about you? Cause there are like, nine about me. And like three others in various stages of development. (00:16:15)

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Emmet Brickowski: Hurry! The door is slowly closing!
Wyldstyle: Good thing the door is closing so slowly and dramatically. (00:14:20)

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MetalBeard: Welcome to Shark Week! (00:13:25)

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That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32

Nostalgic Critic: How am I supposed to focus on the watch when the top of the Technodrome is emerging from her thumb!? (00:12:40)

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That Darn Cat (1997) - S12-E32

Nostalgia Critic: Hey Snob, how do you pretend two actors have chemistry while also making up for scenes that you ran out of money to shoot?
Cinema Snob: ADR them in a long shot of a car driving?
Nostalgia Critic: Ding ding ding!
Loyd: That ADR is preposterous. You didn't even see their lips move!
Chaplin: Yeah! It's almost as bad as the ones for Garfield.
Loyd: Garfield's lips aren't supposed to move, you meat head!
Chaplin: Oh! That's why he confused me in Amazing Spider-Man.
Loyd: Useless! (00:15:00)

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[Big Fella hits Uncle Drew.]
Uncle Drew: That sucker punch is the first free throw you ever made. (00:45:20)

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Scatter: But do you know why a tiger has stripes? Why a lion has a mane? It's to warn the other animals that they are not to be fucked with. (01:28:15)

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Priest: God is great. God is powerful, yeah. But even more so, God is all-knowing. And that is what makes him scary as shit. (00:14:20)

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Joe: Perhaps the only difference between me and other people... was that I've always demanded more from the sunset.

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Hellboy: Why does this book have so many words? (00:58:10)

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Gunsmith: Make sure it's a kill shot. Either the heart or the brain.
Major Ben Daimio: The heart it is... Hellboy's brain is too small a target. (00:58:00)

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Major Ben Daimio: It's not personal. It's just maths. (00:57:55)

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[Hellboy opens the case for his big new gun.]
Alice Monaghan: That's mega.
Hellboy: He's probably overcompensating cause he's not my real dad. (00:43:35)

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Major Ben Daimio: The Bureau can put you back in your cage.
Hellboy: My cage? My cage... I'm gonna ask specifically that you clean my sawdust. Can't wait till you smell demon shit, pal! (00:41:55)

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Hellboy: I thought you guys disbanded after the war?
Major Ben Daimio: And I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
Hellboy: Who you calling monster, pal? You look the mirror recently, Scarface?
Major Ben Daimio: Is that meant to be humor?
Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say that I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.
Major Ben Daimio: Normalize, right. Good luck with that. (00:40:40)

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Hellboy: So I'm devil spawn and a Nazi... Great. Thanks, dad. (00:22:20)

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Hellboy: You mean, we don't all just deserve a little gentle horn shave every now and then?
Professor Broom: You're different, you always have been.
Hellboy: If my face could talk, it would disagree with you. (00:12:00)

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Rita: Why would anybody steel a groundhog?
Larry: I could probably think of a couple of reasons... Pervert.

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Sunset - S3-E6

Saul Goodman: The Starship Enterprise had a self destruct button, I'm just saying!
Walter White: Oh shut up!

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Director Ton: Tea!
Retsuko: Huh?
Director Ton: Tea!
Retsuko: What?
Director Ton: I'm gonna need... some hot tea. That's part of your job! Cause it's women's work!

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