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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Haida: I don't envy you girls one bit.
Fenneko: Call us girls again, I dare you.
Haida: Women! That's what I meant.

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Director Ton: There's no tea in this tea!
Komiya: Do it again, that was sub par!
Director Ton: Naaah, let her go. It's cute, ain't it? Incompetent women are such a pain in the ass, but there better than the competent ones, am I right? HA HA HA HA!

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Retsuko: Oh, hey! I'm Retsuko. This is my very first day of work, and I couldn't be more excited about it! The things I'm gonna learn, the people I'll meet, a childhood of hopes and dreams, have all lead to this moment! From now on, I'm gonna reach for the stars! The sky's the limit!
[Retsuko leaps into the air, then falls and snaps her ankle.]
Retsuko:... RRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE!
[Begins heavy metal screaming.]

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The Lounge Singer: Young lady, my ass.

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Bill Murray: This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.

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Paul Shaffer: Bill, where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: ...Good man.

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Chris Rock: I don't sing, Bill.
Bill Murray: Oh, you can sing, you're a rapper.
Chris Rock: I don't rap... do you know me!?
Bill Murray: S-Some.

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Bill Murray: You people are disgusting.

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Jackie the Talent Agent: The Murricane skulking down the back stairs like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
Bill Murray: Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.

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Rex Dangervest: And my middle name's Machete Ninjastar, so I know tough. And Emmett is one tough cookie. He's a cookie so tough and hard, you can't even chew it, 'cause it turns out it's not a cookie, it's a chainsaw. (00:52:20)

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Emmet Brickowski: How is there outer space under this sidewalk?
Rex Dangervest: I told you, nothing in this place makes sense. (00:48:20)

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Emmet Brickowksi: It's a dead end!
Rex Dangervest: My CPD, convenient plot device, shows there's a planet right below us! (00:47:35)

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Wyldstyle: Bruce?
Bruce Willis: Willis. Yeah. I spend a lot of time in air ducts.I definitely don't live up here... I have a home. (00:47:10)

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Superman: It's great here, I never wanna leave. By the way, "S" stands for "Silly" now. I'm Sillyman. (00:43:45)

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Batman: Are you covering up some un-dark past?
Wyldstyle: No! It, I... It's not who I am. It's just hair. Look, if I pop it off, am I Bruce Willis now?
Bruce Willis: I don't think so. (00:38:50)

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Wyldstyle: That queen is never gonna break us.
Unikitty: She just wants to throw a party.
Wyldstyle: It's clearly a cover for some catastrophic event.
Batman: Yeah. Marriage, am I right? No one's tying down this Batman Forever.
Metal Beard: Oooh, reference! (00:36:25)

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Emmet Brickowski: Hey, you broke my ship.
Rex Dangervest: Listen, kid, you can build anything, but there ain't nothing you can't break.
[Both laugh.]
Emmet Brickowski: I don't get it. (00:32:00)

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Emmet Brickouwski: Who are you?
Rex Dangervest: The name's Rex. Rex Dangervest. Galaxy defending archaeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer, who likes building furniture, busting heads, and having chiseled features, previously hidden under baby fat.
Emmet Brickowski: Whoa! (00:31:35)

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Gandalf: You remember what happened with the Justice League. Now with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls, there are no real heroes left. (00:21:05)

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Emmet Brickowksi: You're couchin' for an ouchin'. (00:19:25)

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