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Mom: I'm sorry, sweetie. It's my fault. I should have never sent a boy to do a man's job.
Jack: I didn't think I could feel worse. Surprise.

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Jack: Mom! Mom! We have customers!
Mom: Customers? How exciting. I will dust off the corn dogs.

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Nora Allen: Barry, when I was a little girl, Grandma taught me a prayer: Accept the things you cannot change. Have the courage to change the things you can... And have the wisdom to know the difference.
Young Barry: ...I don't totally get that.
Nora Allen: Heh, you will.

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Amy: This have milk in it? Dad, milk enzymes cause food allergies. Mom always used soy.
Ben Logan: You'd rather drink a genetically modified bean? Right.

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Ready to Scare - S3-E5

Fred: Well... Let's set a trap! Now, let's see. Shaggy said the gargoyle is ticklish. So we need a whole lot of feathers, of course some dynamite and three catcher's mitts.
Velma: I have an easier trap.
Fred: What could be easier than feathers and dynamite?
Velma: Anything.

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Ready to Scare - S3-E5

Fred: Hey, let's watch where they're going. This telescope takes these little quarter thingies.
Velma: Those are Francs.
Fred: I thought they were mine!

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Ready to Scare - S3-E5

Fred: I'm learning to talk French.
Velma: Badly.
Daphne: Maybe you should start by just going, "Oui, oui"
Fred: I did that before we left the hotel.

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It's All Greek to Scooby - S2-E13

Shaggy: It makes sense that we're in ancient Greece, Scoob... Cause we are about to be history!

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Large Dragon at Large - S2-E10

Shaggy: Like you got any butter, Scoobs?
Scooby: Uh-uh.
Shaggy: Too bad. Because it looks like we're toast.

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Captain Guzman: You kids have seen enough around here. You should forget everything and go home.
Shaggy: Like, if we did that, how would we remember where we lived?

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Just swim towards land!
Velma: I see land... But it's moving.
Daphne: It's a boat.
Scooby: Pee ew!
Velma: It's that garbage barge.
Shaggy: Saved by the smell!

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Saladicus: Those who are about to fight, salute me. I am the Emperor Caesar Saladicus. Do you have any last requests?
Shaggy: Hold the anchovies.

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Pompeii and Circumstance - S1-E12

Fred: Look at that great modern building. In Italy, we've seen the brand-new and the ancient side by side.
Shaggy: Ha ha ha. Sounds like the stuff in from the back of my refrigerator.

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The Flash: Bruce's Batplane was a little more... Stoic.
Thomas Wayne: Your Batman didn't have to ferry high rollers in and out of his casino.
Cyborg: So he wouldn't need a fully stocked bar on board?
Thomas Wayne: Everything's top shelf. Help yourself
Cyborg: I don't drink.
Thomas Wayne: Shocker.

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Thomas Wayne: Judge Dent was kidnapped last night. Where did the Joker take him?
Yo-Yo: Even if I did know, it wouldn't do you any good, Bats. He's probably already dead.
Thomas Wayne: Then so are you.
[Batman throws Yo-Yo off the roof.].

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Barry Allen: Brace yourself for a shock. I'm the Flash.
Nora Allen: Oh... What's the Flash?
Barry Allen: You know, the Flash. Fastest man alive? Fights Crime? Very famous superhero?
Nora Allen: A superhero? Heh, you mean like Batman?

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Barry Allen: War? What? No mom, I'm fine. But everything else has changed, and I have to find out why. I think it probably has something to do with me being-
Nora Allen: Gay?
Barry Allen: What? No.
Nora Allen: It's okay, I love you no mater what.

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Batman: Thawne is a classic sociopath. They have a knack for knowing just what will get under your skin.
The Flash: Yeah... They do.
Batman: You okay?
The Flash: Don't worry about me, Bats. I'm fine. Nothing I can't run off.

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Wonder Woman: How do we shut off these charges?
Eobard Thawne: You can't. We'll all be dead, shortly. The truth hurts doesn't it?

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Green Lantern: Clearly, you should never do this stuff without me. You end up with crap all over yourself.
The Flash: Focus, GL. Bombs.

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