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Major Ben Daimio: The Bureau can put you back in your cage.
Hellboy: My cage? My cage... I'm gonna ask specifically that you clean my sawdust. Can't wait till you smell demon shit, pal! (00:41:55)

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Hellboy: I thought you guys disbanded after the war?
Major Ben Daimio: And I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
Hellboy: Who you calling monster, pal? You look the mirror recently, Scarface?
Major Ben Daimio: Is that meant to be humor?
Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say that I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.
Major Ben Daimio: Normalize, right. Good luck with that. (00:40:40)

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Hellboy: So I'm devil spawn and a Nazi... Great. Thanks, dad. (00:22:20)

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Hellboy: You mean, we don't all just deserve a little gentle horn shave every now and then?
Professor Broom: You're different, you always have been.
Hellboy: If my face could talk, it would disagree with you. (00:12:00)

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Rita: Why would anybody steel a groundhog?
Larry: I could probably think of a couple of reasons... Pervert.

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Sunset - S3-E6

Saul Goodman: The Starship Enterprise had a self destruct button, I'm just saying!
Walter White: Oh shut up!

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Director Ton: Tea!
Retsuko: Huh?
Director Ton: Tea!
Retsuko: What?
Director Ton: I'm gonna need... some hot tea. That's part of your job! Cause it's women's work!

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Junior: Only way you get some pussy, man, is the bitch dies, and wills it to you. And then, maybe!

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Tex: All right, you cheese dicks, welcome to the 'Nam.

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Bob Kaiser: and if the readers want to see the candidates naked?
Mr. Parker: Well that's one kind of measuring contest. (01:00:15)

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Qualen: I must admit you're a real piece of work.
Gabe Walker: Yeah, and I must admit, you're a real piece of shit. (01:37:45)

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D'Leh: Ah! Do not eat me, when I set you free!

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Phil Phillips: What are you, fucking Houdini now?
Connie Edwards: Maybe I am Houdini!
Phil Phillips: I'd like to see you disappear. (00:21:35)

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Connie Edwards: Well if the shoe fits.
Phil Phillips: Fuck you.
Connie Edwards: Yeah? Fuck you too.
Phil Phillips: Fuck you more. (00:12:45)

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Phil Phillips: Listen, um. Do you keep a record of which customers bought what magazines?
Vinny: Yeah of course, Phil. We're fully NSA compliant. (00:08:05)

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Phil Philips: Yeah? What'd she say?
Bubbles: She said I'd like to sew your asshole shut, and just keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
Phil Philips: Well that's a new one. (00:04:15)

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Alice in Wonderland - S7-E9

Nostalgia Critic: What is this, some sort of LSD land?
Alice: You're not too far off, actually... It's Burton Land.
Nostalgia Critic: Oh Christ! (00:01:25)

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Badass Santa: How bad ass am I? Soooo bad ass.

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Badass Santa: Sometimes you have to decorate your own tree.

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Badass Santa: What!? Did you say something?

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