Moose: Does it always have to end up in a big, giant dance battle?
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Pearly Soames: I'll tell you something that should chill your blood. No matter how far we tip the scales our way, no matter how many of them we turn dark, nothin' seems to break their capacity for hope. They pass it back and forth like the flu at a preschool fair. We're losing, Lucifer. One bright star at a time, we're losing.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.
Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army.
Alex: You know we'll be lucky to see anything bigger than a chipmunk, right?
Newt: Great, we're all bloody inspired.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Karate Kid: The greatest super villain of all time? More like Lex Loser!
Tremaine Alexander: Where I come from, cash rule everything around me. You heard that one, right?
Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
Amanda: This is dangerous, we've had wine, and you somehow have gotten better looking which is so annoying. I mean you couldn't have gotten bald or fat or something? Jesus.
Stephen Hawking: There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.