Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
Rick Carver: Only one in a hundred's gonna get on that ark, son. Every other pour soul's gonna drown.
Judge: Mr. Peabody, you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. An advisor to heads of state. A captain of industry. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. A home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
Aash: My wife loves it when I have to take a cab home because I'm too intoxicated to drive.
Pirate Crew: Hey-ho, imagine the places that we'll go. No one can stop us when we're so high in the stratosphere. Hey-ho, we'll be the frigate that plunders, every one of the world's seven wonders, when we're up in the sky, for who can fight a frigate that flies? No one can fight a frigate that flies.
Jenko: I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare.
Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
Tremaine Alexander: Where I come from, cash rule everything around me. You heard that one, right?
Joan Clarke: Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine.
Stephen Hawking: There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.
Amanda: This is dangerous, we've had wine, and you somehow have gotten better looking which is so annoying. I mean you couldn't have gotten bald or fat or something? Jesus.
Amy: No, I'm more of a cake and cadavers kind of gal.
Oren Little: And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
Keith: Although I was only gone for a few hours, I found myself missing you. Now, it's quite possible that if I'd stayed away a few more hours I'd have just completely got over that, but now we'll never know.
Mrs. Bird: You just don't get it, do you?
Henry Brown: What?
Mrs. Bird: This family needed that wee bear every bit as much as he needed you. There. Said my piece.
Cinderella's Prince: I was raised to be charming, not sincere.
Blade Ranger: It takes a special kind of plane to become a firefighter.