The Mayor: Listen, Fin, we need your help.
Fin Shepard: I just gotta get my family to safety.
The Mayor: Of course, of course. Whatever you need, you're the expert.
Fin Shepard: Well, last time that happened, it didn't go so well. As a matter of fact, Los Angeles didn't really appreciate it.
The Mayor: Well this is the Big Apple, Fin. When something bites us, we bite back.
Bryan: Don't mess with a Mets fan on the 7 train.
Ben: Holy sh... ark.
Ben: What does the inside of a shark smell like?
Fin Shepard: There's no words to describe that, pal.
Ben: I don't know, I always thought it would smell like... chicken.
Fin Shepard: No.
Ben: Or smell like Salmon or Cod.
Fin Shepard: Even the Sharknadoes are tougher in New York.
News Reporter: We now interrupt our regularly scheduled programming. Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is about to hold a press conference in Manhattan to offer Canadians support to the Sharknado relief efforts.
Rob Ford: Hello everybody I'm Mayor Rob Ford and I'm... aaaaugh.
April Wexler: Fin, why aren't you having more fun with this?
Fin Shepard: Come on, April. Two of my friends were killed. I almost destroyed Los Angeles. And, oh, yeah... I got eaten by a shark. How much fun do you think that was?
