
Caeryn: We must hurry! This country is unsafe at night.
Dagen: At night? I can hardly imagine anything worse than this country during the day.

Neville Baraka: What about your family?
Jim Bennett: I got all I could get.
Neville Baraka: Can I get the money from them? If I send you to Mexico, you know, 'Oh my God! I don't know what happened to him!' Get my friend Valario to mail 'em your dick.
Jim Bennett: My family don't make the money because they pay up easily.
Neville Baraka: Apparently that's genetic.

Holden: Neither benign nor merciful.

Bette Altmann: Henry, what's going on?
Henry Altmann: We have to have sex, immediately! I don't have a lot of time.

Nolan Mack: People leave, you know? But for some people, it just doesn't seem fair.

Alice Taylor: You don't love me. You just want to control me.

Jagat Janani: What is your name?
P.K.: I don't have any name. But I don't know why people called me PK... Pk.

Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.
Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.

Grumpy Cat: Some people are born great, others become great, and the rest watch cat movies, guess which one you are.

Apa: If you can't beat them at their game, beat them at yours.

Sandra: I don't exist. I'm nothing. Nothing at all.

Jamie Wellerstein: Did you call your agent.
Cathy Hiatt: He's on a retreat.
Jamie Wellerstein: What the hell is an agent retreat?
Cathy Hiatt: I don't know, they go into the woods and sacrifice actresses to breed more agents.

Dave Skylark: Aaron, are you inside the tiger?

Omar: People that have limbs that are amputated still feel the pain in that limb, even though it's not there. That's the pain that I feel. Every time you look at me... I see his face, I feel that pain, and I see him looking back at me.