Carl Wilson: Paul McCartney called "God Only Knows" the greatest song ever written.
Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?
The Babadook: You can bring me the boy.
Chairman: Mr. Evans fits the criteria of a malignant narcissist. Acts of rage frequently involving the attentions of a woman. There's violence in this man.
Dr. Ross: Your parole is denied.
Herbert: How could they penetrate security? Same way they always do. Money, sex or God.
Delarue: I underestimated you, soldier. You may have killed all my men, but you sure as hell.
Kevin: Okay, So here's the Plan... We take them inside, get their hand stamped and they can't get out. Like Shawshank Redemption.
Marco: I love it.
Taya Renae Kyle: If you think that this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long.
Jami: It was crazy of me to think I could help the police, but I'm going to keep researching, keep writing, there are stories that need to be told, so.
Mary Bee Cuddy: You are a poor specimen of a man, Vester Belknap.
JR: Here's some proof that the bonobos aren't dying out.
Six: People like to blame me, but I'm just a witness. The things that I see would make angels weep. And they have wept.
Pink Poodle: Kill me now.
Jagat Janani: What is your name?
P.K.: I don't have any name. But I don't know why people called me PK... Pk.
David Raskin: We didn't invent time travel. We just put it together with the instructions.
Quinn Goldberg: You make it sound like we got it at Ikea.
James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.
Policeman Macy's: Alright lady, I'll put you down. You're an idiot.