Best movie quotes of 2014

Gordy McLeod: This morning I was thinking about Doug when he was Jess' age. I used to tickle him and he'd go, "No, no, no!" Then when I was finished, he'd go, "More, more, more, more!" Which sums up exactly how I feel about living.

Bruce: Synthetic, less friction means less blisters. Unless you like blisters. Who likes blisters?
Bruce: Pilgrims.
Bejan: Exactly.

Mick: Charles Manson is walking through the forest with this guy. And this guy turns to him and says, Dude, this is one scary forest. Charles turns to him and says, Shutup, man! I'm the one who's gotta walk outta here on my own!

Vincent: You never seen Abbott and Costello?
Oliver: No, sir. Are they old?
Vincent: No. They're dead. That's the oldest you can be.
Oliver: Or the youngest. Time freezes when you're dead.

Nick Cave: To act on a bad idea is better than to not act at all, because the worth of the idea never becomes apparent until you do it.

Alice: Ni le début d'abus.

Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.
Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.
Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.

Max Simkin: Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. You ever wish you were somebody else?
Sarah Simkin: No. I'm your mother. That's all I ever wanted to be.
Max Simkin: But... if you could do whatever you wanted to do, what would it be?
Sarah Simkin: Um... Have dinner with your father. That would be nice.

Carl Wilson: Paul McCartney called "God Only Knows" the greatest song ever written.

Kat Connor: I miss fucking you.

Dave Skylark: You sent my friend into a tiger patch?

The Babadook: You can bring me the boy.

Chairman: Mr. Evans fits the criteria of a malignant narcissist. Acts of rage frequently involving the attentions of a woman. There's violence in this man.
Dr. Ross: Your parole is denied.

Fletcher: There are no two words in the English language more harmful than "good job."

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Herbert: How could they penetrate security? Same way they always do. Money, sex or God.

Delarue: I underestimated you, soldier. You may have killed all my men, but you sure as hell.

Jackson: See, how do you preserve family strength? How do you keep it pure?
Danny: How?
Sally: We stick to our own.

Cheryl: God is a ruthless bitch.

Taya Renae Kyle: If you think that this war isn't changing you, you're wrong. You can only circle the flames so long.

Jami: It was crazy of me to think I could help the police, but I'm going to keep researching, keep writing, there are stories that need to be told, so.