Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once.
Journalist 2: And why should gay people like me support the miners?
Mark: Because miners dig for coal, which produces power, which allows gay people like you to dance to Bananarama till 3 o'clock in the morning.
Dylan: I'm going to stay with you for as long as it takes.
King Eurystheus: When the people called out your name louder than mine, you see, when they saw you as a god, how long... before they saw you as their king?
Hercules: I wanted nothing.
King Eurystheus: Precisely! Your sin, Hercules, was that you had no ambition! I can deal with an ambitious man! He can be bought! But a man who wants nothing has no price.
Prince Phillip: I'm looking for a girl.
Maleficent: Of course you are!
Artemisia: You fight much harder than you fuck.
Constantine: My name will go down as the greatest thief of all time!
Dominic Badguy: You mean our names, right?
Constantine: Of course. My name first, then spacebar, spacebar, spacebar... Your name.
Howard Howe: We survive at all costs. Only to butcher again. And again. Until we ourselves are at last butchered in turn.
Todd Burpo: What if you have an experience so far beyond your own experience, it's irrational. What then?
Lucile Angellier: Hardly a word of our true feelings had ever been spoken. Not a single word about love.
Will McKenzie: Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.
Edward Newgate: You're mad!
Silas Lamb: We're all mad Dr. Newgate. Some are simply not mad enough to admit it.
Lydia: Selfish people live longer.
Pearly Soames: I'll tell you something that should chill your blood. No matter how far we tip the scales our way, no matter how many of them we turn dark, nothin' seems to break their capacity for hope. They pass it back and forth like the flu at a preschool fair. We're losing, Lucifer. One bright star at a time, we're losing.
Hiccup: This is Berk. Life here is amazing. Dragons used to be a bit of a problem. But now they've all moved in.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Viktor Cherevin: You Americans like to think of yourselves as direct. Perhaps you are just rude.
Jack Ryan: You Russians like to think you're poets, but perhaps you're just touchy.
Dr. Cameron McCarthy: I've got jars of peanut butter older than you.
Father Perez: The loveliest masterpiece of the heart of God is the heart of a mother.
Winnie: Where are the rivers of blood, and the mountains of bones? I was promised rivers of blood.