Best comedy movie quotes of 2014

Please vote as you browse around to help the best rise to the top.

Movie Quote Quiz
Moms' Night Out picture

Kevin: Okay, So here's the Plan... We take them inside, get their hand stamped and they can't get out. Like Shawshank Redemption.
Marco: I love it.

More Moms' Night Out quotes
Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever picture

Chrystal: What's the point in giving love if nobody gives it back?
Grumpy Cat: That's how we feel. Contrary to that sign on the door, we're not pets. I mean until somebody takes us home and loves us, we're just animals.

More Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever quotes
P.K. picture

Jagat Janani: What is your name?
P.K.: I don't have any name. But I don't know why people called me PK... Pk.

More P.K. quotes
This Is Where I Leave You picture

Judd Altman: I don't understand the Shiva. Mom's not even Jewish, and dad was an atheist.
Wendy Altman: A Jewish atheist, and this is what he wanted.

More This Is Where I Leave You quotes
What We Did on Our Holiday picture

Gordy McLeod: This morning I was thinking about Doug when he was Jess' age. I used to tickle him and he'd go, "No, no, no!" Then when I was finished, he'd go, "More, more, more, more!" Which sums up exactly how I feel about living.

More What We Did on Our Holiday quotes
She's Funny That Way picture

Policeman Macy's: Alright lady, I'll put you down. You're an idiot.

More She's Funny That Way quotes
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) picture

Jake: Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
Lesley: We share a vagina.

More Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) quotes
More Samba quotes
Life After Beth picture

Zach Orfman: Oh, everything's great. Beth's alive and it was all just one big hoax. So, just forget about it.
Judy Orfman: Well, I don't think that's funny.
Zach Orfman: Yeah, well, I don't either.

More Life After Beth quotes
More St. Vincent quotes
Ride Along picture

James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.

More Ride Along quotes
Pudsey the Dog: The Movie picture

Pink Poodle: Kill me now.

More Pudsey the Dog: The Movie quotes
The Interview picture

Dave Skylark: Welcome to the jungle, baby, welcome to the jungle. Na na na knees.

More The Interview quotes
Let's Be Cops picture

Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.

More Let's Be Cops quotes
More Top Five quotes
More Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie quotes
More The Last Five Years quotes
Some Kind of Beautiful picture

Gordon: Good God, man. You've fallen for that little slice of American pie.
Richard: Dad.
Gordon: Now you listen to me. This might be the most important bit of advice that I ever give you. American women may be fun and Victoria Secret when you first met them, but as soon as they get their claws into you, they stop fucking and start eating, and the only ass you gonna get is a fat one.

More Some Kind of Beautiful quotes
Inherent Vice picture

Doc Sportello: Where you stayin'?
Coy Harlingen: House in Topanga Canyon. Band I used to play for, the Boards, none of them know it's me.
Doc Sportello: How can they not know it's you?
Coy Harlingen: Even when I was alive they didn't know it was me.

More Inherent Vice quotes
Welcome to Me picture

Alice Klieg: This morning I woke up and there was a pubic hair on my pillow shaped like a question mark. And it really got me thinking of unanswered questions, like all the times in my life when I was supposed to feel something but I felt nothing and all the other times in my life where I wasn't supposed to feel anything but I felt too much and the people around me weren't really ready for all of my feelings.

More Welcome to Me quotes

Join the mailing list

Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Addresses are not passed on to any third party, and are used solely for direct communication from this site. You can unsubscribe at any time.

Check out the mistake & trivia books, on Kindle and in paperback.