Winnie: Where are the rivers of blood, and the mountains of bones? I was promised rivers of blood.
Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
Mr. Poppy: Santastic.
Judge: Mr. Peabody, you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. An advisor to heads of state. A captain of industry. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. A home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
King Louis XIV: I will go slowly mad.
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
Keith: Although I was only gone for a few hours, I found myself missing you. Now, it's quite possible that if I'd stayed away a few more hours I'd have just completely got over that, but now we'll never know.
Carlos Sanchez: All of the Sanchezes have been bullfighters. All of them.
Grandma: I was a beast in the ring. A beast.
Philip Parker: Hey Paul.
Paul Dumphy: Phillip my man.
Philip Parker: Nice boobs Alexander.
Dave Harken: Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
Jenko: I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare.
Mrs. Bird: You just don't get it, do you?
Henry Brown: What?
Mrs. Bird: This family needed that wee bear every bit as much as he needed you. There. Said my piece.
Oren Little: And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
Rose Hathaway: My seventeen-year-old silliness, that was the past.
Dimitri Belikov: That was an hour ago. Are you trying to tell me you're suddenly mature and responsible?
Rose Hathaway: I'm trying to tell you that I want to be. I have to be. Teach me something more than doing laps. I know enough about running away. The next time we meet, teach me how to fight.