Sunset Shimmer: A demon. I turned into a raging she-demon.
Pinkie Pie: And tried to turn everyone here into teenage zombies for your own personal army.
Lydia: Selfish people live longer.
Jewel: We are not people, we're birds. We have to get out into the wild and be birds, Blu.
Dave Harken: Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.
Martin: Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of an idiot?
Chris: I'm a politician, that's all they ever tell me.
Jenko: I'm your best nightm... I'm your worst nightmare.
Mrs. Bird: You just don't get it, do you?
Henry Brown: What?
Mrs. Bird: This family needed that wee bear every bit as much as he needed you. There. Said my piece.
Oren Little: And when you sing "Cry Me a River," it doesn't have to be the whole river.
Rose Hathaway: My seventeen-year-old silliness, that was the past.
Dimitri Belikov: That was an hour ago. Are you trying to tell me you're suddenly mature and responsible?
Rose Hathaway: I'm trying to tell you that I want to be. I have to be. Teach me something more than doing laps. I know enough about running away. The next time we meet, teach me how to fight.
Jon Burroughs: He said I was cherishable, and he picked me to join the band.
Clara: You are fingers being told which keys to push.
Jon Burroughs: I push my own keys.
Clara: Ten little bits of bone and skin.
Jon Burroughs: And I'm perfectly capable of going to my furthest corners and composing music.
Clara: Your furthest corners?
Jon Burroughs: My furthest corners.
Clara: Someone needs to punch you in the face.
Molly: I love fiction books. Do you?
Eggbert: No, they're not real.
Mr. Poppy: Santastic.
King Louis XIV: I will go slowly mad.
Vinnie Van Lowe: I'm the reason people know that Anne Hathaway has a vagina.
Judge: Mr. Peabody, you are a Nobel Prize-winning scientist. An advisor to heads of state. A captain of industry. Why would you want to adopt a boy?
Mr. Peabody: Because, your honor, when I found Sherman, it reminded me of how I started out in life. And now, I want to give him the one thing I always wanted. A home.
Judge: And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raising a human boy?
Mr. Peabody: With all due respect, how hard could it be?
Jackie: You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick: Yeah, I was twelve.
Carlos Sanchez: All of the Sanchezes have been bullfighters. All of them.
Grandma: I was a beast in the ring. A beast.
Philip Parker: Hey Paul.
Paul Dumphy: Phillip my man.
Philip Parker: Nice boobs Alexander.