Best movie quotes of 2011

Jesse Stone: I'm jogging.
Dr. Dix: Jogging clears your mind?
Jesse Stone: I hate jogging.
Dr. Dix: Why bother?
Jesse Stone: It clears my mind.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.

Conan: Run from me... and I will tear apart the mountains to find you! I will follow you to Hell.

Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

Chloe Patterson: Mom says you see them.
Will Atenton: Yeah.
Chloe Patterson: Could you tell them how much I miss them?
Will Atenton: Yeah.

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind.

Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

Jack Mindy: So you can imagine when he arrived a few years back, he was about as popular as a snake in a sleeping bag.

Sgt. Major: At fourteen forty six pacific standard time, twelve different locations across the globe were breached in what appears to have been a coordinated attack by an unknown enemy. This is a textbook military invasion. We are the last offensive force on the west coast. We cannot lose Los Angeles.

Billy Beane: You think losing is fun?

Dr. Woodward: If you speak of this... Or else... you, and your parents will die. (00:23:45)

Mr. Popper: Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone: Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper: Yes, send penguins.

Rebecca Evans: You're all mine.

Ned: I need some leg warmers, my Croc is stuck.

Bobby: Wait, I don't remember you from the Jedi Temple.
Han Solo: [In mysterious tone.] Yes, you do.
Bobby: Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.
Han Solo: I knew that.

Frank: Be careful. Please.
Josh: I have control.

Joseph Crone: What does it say about me that I find it much easier to believe in the Devil than I do in God?

Shun Kazama: There's no future for people who worship the future, and forget the past.

Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.