Best movie quotes of 2011

King John: I am the blood! I am God's right hand! And you will never dictate to me how I am to be a king.

E.B.: Hey, wait. You're not surprised I'm a talking rabbit.
David Hasselhoff: Little man, my best friend is a talking car.

Steve: This is Germany, Father. They drive on the right. National dish: sausage.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Marcus Aquila: He's not a slave. And he knows more about honor and freedom than you'll ever know.

Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.

Conan: Run from me... and I will tear apart the mountains to find you! I will follow you to Hell.

Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

Fabious: Brother, do you see what I see?
Thadeous: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind.

Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

Chloe Patterson: Mom says you see them.
Will Atenton: Yeah.
Chloe Patterson: Could you tell them how much I miss them?
Will Atenton: Yeah.

Sgt. Major: At fourteen forty six pacific standard time, twelve different locations across the globe were breached in what appears to have been a coordinated attack by an unknown enemy. This is a textbook military invasion. We are the last offensive force on the west coast. We cannot lose Los Angeles.

Billy Beane: You think losing is fun?

Jack Mindy: So you can imagine when he arrived a few years back, he was about as popular as a snake in a sleeping bag.

Mr. Popper: Hello! I have to send the penguins back.
Voice On Phone: Send-da-penguin?
Mr. Popper: Yes, send penguins.

Margaret Thatcher: Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, because they become actions. Watch your actions, because they become habits. Watch your habits, because they become your character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny. What we think, we become.

Dr. Woodward: If you speak of this... Or else... you, and your parents will die. (00:23:45)

David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.