Best movie quotes of 2011

Cheyenne: They're going to kill my family.
Jarod: Good.

Ottway: Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.

Dex: Josh is his own man. He doesn't take after his dad much.
Josh: What, you mean I'm not an emotional shutdown Nazi asshole?

Matt Freehauf: Guys like me are born loving women like you.

Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.

Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde: I want that man! You give him to me now, or I'm gonna take him!

The Accountant: Wouldn't wanna be you when Satan finds out!
Milton: What's he gonna do, not let me back in?

Dr. Alfred Jones: When things get tricky in my life, I talk to my fish.

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "Go to bed." You didn't say "Get into bed." It's not specific.
Mom: Milo, my life would be so much better if I didn't have to be a nagging mom.
Milo: Yeah, well, my life would be so much better if I didn't have a mom at all.

Zee: You never want to do anything interesting any more.
Felix: I don't think that's a fair criticism.
Zee: Fuck me next to your dead mom then.

Anna: I don't feel very young.
Liz: Well, you are.

Ida Horowicz: Hey, Steve. I'm still your friend, right?
Stephen Meyers: You're my best friend, Ida.

Benji Dunn: [showing a glove.] Now remember: blue is glue.
Ethan Hunt: And red?
Benji Dunn: Dead.

Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.

Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?

Helen: Hey, Date Rape.
Dave Brown: Don't call me that.

Lotterman: How does anyone drink 161 miniatures?
Paul Kemp: Are they not complimentary?

George Valentin: With pleasure.

Sally Howe: Thanks for covering for me.
George Zinavoy: No problem.
Sally Howe: Why did you?
George Zinavoy: Uhh, I don't know. Uhh, you were doing something so renegade that I thought you deserved to get away with it. I run afoul of the authorities so often, I figured I could handle it better than you.
Sally Howe: You're really weird.

Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.