Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Anna: I don't feel very young.
Liz: Well, you are.
Michael Longstreet: You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest.
Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.
Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
Carlos Galindo: I worry about you all the time.
Kyle: They're eating him alive like some fucked up fondue.
Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.
The Accountant: Wouldn't wanna be you when Satan finds out!
Milton: What's he gonna do, not let me back in?
Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.
Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
August: You do right by me, I'll show you a life most suckers can't even dream of.
Ben: So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason Fryman: It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.
Ben: And that's bad, because...?
Jason Fryman: Because I hate myself.