Best movie quotes of 2011

Lynn: Get out. Get out. You son of a bitch.
Elliot: Think you just insulted yourself, mom.
Lynn: Shut up and go fuck yourself!

Agent Stokes: The crimes we are investigating aren't crimes, they are ideas.

Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.

Sergeant Joe Tane: There's bad shit going on here. Bad shit.
Captain Ben Grogan: Bastards. Fucking Nazi bastards.
Sergeant Joe Tane: No. That's not our war, that's not our fight. The gun, that's our mission.
Captain Ben Grogan: Fuck the mission.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Jesus Christ. We leave, now. We get out alive, we get back home. We get fucking medals for this. The girls will be falling all over us.
Captain Ben Grogan: Give me ten minutes, Joe.
Sergeant Joe Tane: Five.

Jacob: I don't know if I picked that circus. But something told me that circus picked me.

Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.

Matt King: On the phone he can escape, in person, he's got nowhere to go. I wanna see his face.

Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?

Vincent Brazil: This is my contract.
Roland Flint: It's personal.
Vincent Brazil: If you lose me my fee, that's personal to me.

Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.

Ida Horowicz: Hey, Steve. I'm still your friend, right?
Stephen Meyers: You're my best friend, Ida.

Dame Sybil Thorndike: She should use more mascara. When one is young, one should use a lot of mascara. When one is old, they should use much more.

Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.

Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.

The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.

Lotterman: How does anyone drink 161 miniatures?
Paul Kemp: Are they not complimentary?

Piper: Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.
Milton: I'm driving.
Piper: You know what I mean!

Mr. Perez: The tree is a cancer, Harold. We have to get rid of it before it kills Christmas.

Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.

Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.