Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.
Rusty: Now, when you said you were gonna wear a cowboy hat, I didn't know how I'd feel about it.
Willard: And now that you've seen me in it, what's the verdict?
Rusty: I think you're sexier than socks on a rooster.
Willard: That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Rusty: I mean it, stud.
Ottway: Once more into the fray. Into the last good fight I'll ever know. Live and die on this day. Live and die on this day.
Pinhead: When this existence ceases to fulfill... we will be waiting.
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.
Zelda: I sense that you puppies are in danger.
B-Dawg: Only if we end up at your groomer.
Hodjat: You know, my problem is that I can't speak like them. I just lose my control soon.
Batman: Twelve years. And the ache is still fresh. Like a raw angry nerve. But this isn't about healing. I'm not looking for closure.
Josh Kovacs: He's been arrested a bunch of times. He pays no income taxes. He's got 2 Doberman Pinschers. So let's show him some respect, OK?
[Fred is moaning, the male cop knocks on the window.]
Male Cop: Are you okay?
Grace: Don't worry. This isn't what it looks like.
Fred: Yeah, it isn't.
Grace: I was giving him a faux-job.
Male Cop: A faux-job?
Female Cop: Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.
Fred: Wait, what?
Mr. Kane: You just get here as quick as you can.
Mallory Kane: I'll try. Keep your eyes open.
Mr. Kane: I haven't shut my eyes since you were born.
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.
J. Edgar Hoover: I don't need to tell you that, what determines a man's legacy is often what isn't seen.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?
Bobby: Wait, I don't remember you from the Jedi Temple.
Han Solo: [In mysterious tone.] Yes, you do.
Bobby: Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.
Han Solo: I knew that.