Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?
Ren MacCormack: Hey! I thought this was a party! Let's dance.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.
Rick Malloy: We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both.
Josh Kovacs: Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me.
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.
Col. Woodrow Dolarhyde: I want that man! You give him to me now, or I'm gonna take him!
Kyle Miller: In your hands they go back to being nothing but rocks. Just, just pretty, shiny little rocks.
Sarrab: Poor Uday. Sometimes I think he wants to fuck himself to death.
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
Ida Horowicz: Hey, Steve. I'm still your friend, right?
Stephen Meyers: You're my best friend, Ida.
Sir Laurence Olivier: She's quite wonderful. No training, no craft, no guile, just pure instinct. Astonishing.
Colin Clark: You should tell her that.
Sir Laurence Olivier: Oh, I will. But she won't believe me. That's probably what makes her great, but it's certainly what makes her so profoundly unhappy.
Thomas Schell: If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding.
Norman Grunmeyer: If I had Big G's body, I'd have kicked Freel's ass! Then I'd have kicked Ricky Brown's ass just to cool down.