Lotterman: How does anyone drink 161 miniatures?
Paul Kemp: Are they not complimentary?
Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.
Kumar: I haven't shaved since you left. Pretty romantic, right? Like Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook."
Mad Dog: Pulling a trigger is like ordering a takeout.
Maud Hill: There's no place on earth people understand loneliness better than here.
Matt King: Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself.
Kyle: They're eating him alive like some fucked up fondue.
Gary Sadelstein: What are you gonna wear Daddy... in hell?
Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.
Michael Longstreet: You're so wonderful. You're the best and the brightest.
The Accountant: Wouldn't wanna be you when Satan finds out!
Milton: What's he gonna do, not let me back in?
Matt Franklin: Tonight we're not thinking... just doing.
R.L.: Tell us a story from before we can remember.
Matt Freehauf: Guys like me are born loving women like you.
Narrator: Over the next seven days, there will be many scrapes and near misses, seven cracked vertebrae, four broken ribs, five life-threatening incidents, two bruised lungs and unfortunately, much worse.
Carlos Galindo: I worry about you all the time.
George Valentin: With pleasure.