Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?
Sarrab: Poor Uday. Sometimes I think he wants to fuck himself to death.
The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.
Miranda: You're wearing plastic shoes, and what is this shirt made out of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See? I mean, isn't that a food? You're wearing food.
Albert Nobbs: A life without decency is unbearable.
Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.
Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
Principal Zito: Let me get this straight. You want to use the auditorium to watch a suspended teacher engage in the activity he was suspended for? Am I hearing this correctly?
Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.
Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.
Margine Frumkin: Reputations are just history in rumour form. You can change it.
Rollie Hortense: It's just too bad those are your teammates that you fucked up out there.
Doug Glatt: Oh, I'm sorry sir.
Rollie Hortense: Of course, on the bright side, those are your teammates that you fucked up out there. What do you say son, you wanna be an Assassin?
Doug Glatt: Yes, yes.
Rollie Hortense: What number you wanna wear?
Ryan: 69! Take the number 69, It's hilarious.
Doug Glatt: Is that number taken?
Warwick: Thank you! It's good to be loved, but it's better to be feared.
The Accountant: Wouldn't wanna be you when Satan finds out!
Milton: What's he gonna do, not let me back in?
Nora Dominguez: I avoid relationships because I can't count on them.
Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?