Lou: At least I have my testicles.
Dame Sybil Thorndike: First love is such sweet despair, Colin.
[Fred is moaning, the male cop knocks on the window.]
Male Cop: Are you okay?
Grace: Don't worry. This isn't what it looks like.
Fred: Yeah, it isn't.
Grace: I was giving him a faux-job.
Male Cop: A faux-job?
Female Cop: Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.
Fred: Wait, what?
Matt Franklin: I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do. And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure.
Bill Franklin: You haven't really failed, son, because you haven't really tried to succeed. So don't credit yourself as a failure. You're worse than that.
Matt Franklin: I just can't figure it out, Dad.
Bill Franklin: Don't cry like that in jail, son.
Jacob: I don't know if I picked that circus. But something told me that circus picked me.
Alan Marsh: What does the hungry rabbit jumps mean?
Bourdette: It's not what a lawyer tells me I must do, but it's what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do. Edmund Burke said it. Hungry: humanity, rabbit: reason, jumps: justice.
Ben: Wait, let me put down the only effective weapon to attend to a lady in distress.
Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?
Mary: You know, I don't, I don't know about this.
Judy: Oh, shut up, Mary. When was the last time someone fucked you so hard you couldn't walk?
Blake: What are all these sharks doing here?
Nick: I dunno. Maybe someone put them there.
The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.
Malcolm: I'm not even wearing a clean pair of Granny panties.
Kyle: They're eating him alive like some fucked up fondue.
Max: You get to be awake this time. This time, you get to remember.
Rick Malloy: We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both.
Josh Kovacs: Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me.
Peter: Man, you've really grown up.
Ethan: I can't take this 'daddy beats me because he loves me' excuse.
Thomas Schell: Well, as with anything, if you want to believe you can find reasons to.