Best movie quotes of 2011

Alvin: She's just so hot.
Adam: I know how hot she is.
Vanessa: That's really sweet, thanks guys!
Adam: Fuck you!

Elizabeth Halsey: Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Griffin Keyes: How long have you been able to talk?
Donald the Monkey: Let's see, today's Tuesday so... Always.

Peter: Do you want to marry him?
Valerie: You know I don't.
Peter: Prove it.
Valerie: How?
Peter: Run away with me.

Po: Ah. My old enemy... Stairs.

Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!

Dr. Ellis Cheever: What have you eaten? I mean something that didn't come from a vending machine.
Dr. Erin Mears: Taco Bell!

Colter Stevens: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.
Colter Stevens: I'd kiss you again.
Christina Warren: Again?

Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.

Kendra: You have a year to make someone love you, or stay like this for ever.

Mrs. Elton: A lot of rubbish is talked about love. You know what real love is? It's wiping someone's arse or changing the sheets when they've wet themselves. And letting them keep their dignity so you can both go on.

Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender. That was decidedly German.

Granny Puckett: A person can never really fail unless they give up.

Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!

Dave: All right, Ian get everyone to the raft. If the volcano blows before I make it out of here, you have to promise me you'll-.
Ian: Leave without you. Got it.

Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually jealous of you. I mean Lauren is an angel.
Doug: Yeah, she really is amazing.
Stu: Ah, you guys are sweet.
Phil: Not big breasts on her, but still a solid rack for an Asian.

Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we?
Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!

Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.

Kato: I was born in Shanghai. You know Shanghai?
Britt Reid: Yeah, I love Japan.

Justin Bieber: There's gonna be times where people tell you that you can't live your dreams. This is what I tell them: Never say never.