Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.
Dave: Is it weird I miss your penis?
Mitch Planko: Ah, come on, it would be weird if you didn't.
Mitch's Dad: I'm getting married again and I'd like you to come to the wedding.
Mitch Planko: When's the wedding?
Mitch's Dad: Next Saturday. My betrothed, Pamela, would like you to be there to say a few words.
Mitch Planko: I'll catch the next one.
Dave: What if she wants to have sex tonight?
Mitch Planko: You are not having sex with my wife.
