Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!
Hannah: Will you take off your shirt... Fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!
Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... You never give up.
Jacob: The bags under your eyes looks like Hugh Hefner's ball sack.
Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?