Rita O'Grady: Look I know you're not mentioning it because you're being polite and everything, but that day when we met in the corridor, well I was really upset, and I never really use that type of language.
Lisa Hopkins: Don't you?
Rita O'Grady: No.
Lisa Hopkins: Well I called Mr Clark a complete cock.
Craig: Do you like music?
Noelle: Do you like breathing?
Kevin Flynn: The only way to win the game is not to play.
Annie: I'm so sick of optimism, it's fucking exhausting.
Dieter Von Cunth: Weak.
Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.
Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.
King Edward VIII: Sorry, I've been terribly busy.
King George VI: Doing what?
King Edward VIII: Kinging.
Savannah Curtis: Two weeks together, that's all it took, two weeks for me to fall for you.
Max: Are you kidding me? This is your plan? An old cartoon in a pissoir?
Henry Torne: It's a start.
Max: No, this is 80 years ago. Wait. I tell you what we do. We do it the old-fashioned way.
Max: We go in with guns.
Henry Torne: No guns.
Max: Why?
Henry Torne: Someone could get hurt.
Max: That's very sweet of you, Henry.
Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?
Cobb: We need the heir of a major corporation to dissolve his father's empire.
Eames: Well, you see, right there you have various political motivations and anti-monopolistic sentiment and so forth, but all that stuff is at the mercy of your subjects own prejudice. What you have to do is start at the absolute basic.
Cobb: Which is what?
Eames: The relationship with the father.
Richard Stevens: I'm not your driver. I'm your partner.
Charlie Wax: Yeah, you're the chess player. I read your file.
Richard Stevens: You play?
Charlie Wax: Do I look like I play board games?
Frank: This ain't training. In training they just give you an F. Out here you get killed.
Alice: Hey, boys. Is that any way to treat a lady?