Bothos: Quintus, what's she doing?
Brick: She's a Pict and a woman - two good reasons not to trust her.
John: Been in kind of a dark, existential place, to tell you the truth and then... I met your mom.
Mama Jenny: Oh, you hungry child? You want a little dinner?
Rizwan Khan: No, I want lots of dinner.
Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.
Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.
Darla: I'm a naughty schoolgirl!
Barry: You look a little old to be a schoolgirl.
Liz Gilbert: I'm sick of people telling me that I need a man.
Felipe: You don't need a man, Liz. You need a champion.
Tess Carroll: You didn't die in that car crash, Charlie.
Charlie St. Cloud: Actually, I did.
Lou: Tab Lazenby. So you're the new fat cat at meows. And by that, I mean you should really switch to skimmed milk.
Tab Lazenby: Oh, Lou, so catty. I see they've given you the key to the executive dumpster. All that butt-sniffing finally paid off.
Lucien Ginsburg: When I go out, it's to meet up with women. How else do think I was able to draw cunt hair?
Mr. Goodman: The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.
Cotton Marcus: I should have read the letter a little more thoroughly.
Jack: Did you ever wanna be anything but a priest?
Father Benedetto: Have you ever wanted to be anything other than a photographer?
Jack: I do what I'm good at.
Miss Emily: We didn't have the Gallery in order to look into your souls. We had the Gallery in order to see if you had souls at all.
Steven Levitt - Author: The closest thing to a worldview, I would say, in "Freakonomics," is that incentives matter. Not just financial incentives, but social incentives and moral incentives.
Glen McCreavy: Why does the asshole always get the girl?
Mr. Nobody: It's ironic, isn't it? The Old Testament had a wrathful God, but people became uneasy with the concept, needed a best seller, so they came up with a New Testament. Suddenly God was loving and forgiving. I'm old-school, myself. I prefer the Old Testament. I mean you've got to love a God who's not afraid to mete out a little vengeance when the need arises.
Johnny Knoxville: Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass.