Best movie quotes of 2010

Robyn Mathers: You are dangerous.
Ellie Linton: That's what my driving instructor says.

P.K. Highsmith: Ay, ay, ay! You shut your face! If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet! You hear me? You hear me?!

Snork: Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat? 'Cause he's a cunt.

Marcus: I guess we could just talk about the location of the flesh-eating zombie when you guys are done boning.

Mama Jenny: Oh, you hungry child? You want a little dinner?
Rizwan Khan: No, I want lots of dinner.

Shuya Watanabe: Nobody taught me that killing people was wrong. Where other kids got read picture books and fairy tales, my mom taught me Ohm's Law and Norton's theorum. She only ever talked about electronics.

Stone: We're all God's co-workers.

Dan Sanders: Miley Cyrus.

Victor: It's not a mushroom, okay. It's a truffle.

Mr. 'The Guv' Edly: Women! Cant live with them. Cant ship them off to Zimbabwe.

Nancy Taylor: I'm sorry you wasted your life on this. Your brother killed that woman.

Claudia: Not every woman needs 2.5 kids and a husband and a mini-van to complete her. My friends are my family, that firm is my spouse, I wake up every morning, a happy, single, successful woman, wondering what on earth could I possibly need?
Gina: Ha-ha! So you got it all figured out huh?
Claudia: Yeah. Pretty much.
Gina: Well, I guess we will see.
Claudia: I know what I want and I'm getting it. We're done. Stop the car! Get out.

David Dutton: Don't ask me why I can't leave without my wife and I won't ask you why you can.

John: Been in kind of a dark, existential place, to tell you the truth and then... I met your mom.

Sergio Roma: I've got six fuckin' kids! Do you know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?

Sanford Marks: You're ignoring a very hard fact of life, David.
David Marks: What's that?
Sanford Marks: She's never going to be one of us.
David Marks: I know. Isn't that great?

Sofia D'Souza: That would be two beers and for Mr. Mascarenhas, chicken soup and breadsticks, please.
Ethan Mascarenhas: Ah you meant fun for you and breadsticks for me? That's entertainment, Sofia style.
Omar Siddiqui: Sir that's too mean.
Sofia D'Souza: That's okay, Omar! That day remains incomplete for us both without his taunts.

Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Truth only means something when it's hard to admit! Don't you get that?

Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.

Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.