Best movie quotes of 2010

Florence Marr: I just got out of a long relationship and I don't want to go from just having sex to just having sex to just having sex.
Roger Greenberg: Who's the third 'just having sex'?
Florence Marr: You. If we had sex.

Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend.

Narrator: Space stretches into infinity. Countless stars die as others are born. And thus, space is alive.

Dan: When I suck my dick, I lie on my back, I throw my legs over my head.
Box: You suck your own dick?
Dan: Yeah.
Box: You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a Swiss army knife.

Madame: You poor creatures. I wish I could help you. But you're by yourselves now.

Fang: Happy birthday, insect.

Paul Hodges: Why did you smack me?
Jimmy Monroe: I was in the moment, and the moment said smack ya.

Jack: Did you ever wanna be anything but a priest?
Father Benedetto: Have you ever wanted to be anything other than a photographer?
Jack: I do what I'm good at.

Parrot: I love you, Mr Maynard.
Victor Maynard: What the fuck?

Johnny Marco: What's that book about again?
Cleo: It's about this girl that's in love with this guy. But he's a vampire, and his whole family's vampires. So she can't really be with him.
Johnny Marco: Why doesn't she become one too?
Cleo: Doesn't she become one too? Cleo: Because she can't. He doesn't want to turn her into a vampire. And if she gets too close to him, he won't be able to help himself.
Johnny Marco: Oh, man.

Owen: I want to go! Are you going to let me?
Abby: I told you we couldn't be friends.

Mister: Live free or die tryin'.

Glen McCreavy: Why does the asshole always get the girl?

Jarrod: Where we going?
Oliver: All the way to the top is the safest place I can think of.
Jarrod: We were just up there.
Oliver: You want to stay the hell with them, be my guest.

Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Pyke Kubic: That vagina gives you special privileges.

Johnny Knoxville: I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Roller Buffalo.

Lucien Ginsburg: When I go out, it's to meet up with women. How else do think I was able to draw cunt hair?

Fergie: Benny McGill's wee brother's a smart wee cunt. How do you no' know I'm no' on my way to go stab fuck out of him right now? And how do you know I wouldnae take it out on you? See that there? That's a fucking blade. Know what that's used for? For gutting daft wee fucking boys like you, you wee cunt. Luckily for you, however, I'm a fuckin' good guy, and me and Benny are good pals.

Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch.