Matty: Let me ask you something, how do you know when you're in love?
Bullpen Pitcher: Well.
Matty: What?
Bullpen Pitcher: I've got a way, whenever this one thing happens I know I'm done. I will tell you but its personal and I don't want anybody making fun of me for it.
Matty: No, no-ones going to... just go.
Bullpen Pitcher: I think I'm in love with somebody when I wear a condom with the other girls, OK?
Matty: Holy shit I'm in love.
Rocha: Each dog licks his own dick.
Kara: Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun. I'm going to love being an Earth girl.
Clark Kent: You've certainly got the shopping part down.
Stephan Gold: Truth is a luxury, Rachel.
Lou Ford: I got a foot on both sides of the fence. They were put there early, and they stayed put. I can't move. I can't jump. All I can do is wait until I split, right down the middle.
Seamus: We're on an epic quest, through foreign lands, learning about each other, and little about ourselves.
Arjan van Diemen: During the war, me and my men would cut off the trigger fingers of the bravest British officers we captured - only the bravest, mind, the ones most worthy of respect. Do you understand that? That's what I did to people I respected.
Kereama: Doesn't leave much hope for me then, does it?
Arjan van Diemen: Hope kills fools like you every day.
Lucien Ginsburg: When I go out, it's to meet up with women. How else do think I was able to draw cunt hair?
Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch.
Big Ronnie: Apology not fucking accepted.
Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe."
Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
Dr. Trousdale: Says the man who accused the space agency... of covering up finding aliens on the moon.
Jacob Glaser: I never said, they found aliens on the moon. It was a robot head.
Cotton Marcus: I should have read the letter a little more thoroughly.
Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.
Mr. Goodman: The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.
Steven Levitt - Author: The closest thing to a worldview, I would say, in "Freakonomics," is that incentives matter. Not just financial incentives, but social incentives and moral incentives.