George Lonegan: Sometimes, I mean you know, knowing everything about someone, it seems nice, but really, maybe it's better to hold stuff back.
Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.
Cotton Marcus: I should have read the letter a little more thoroughly.
Luke: I'm here because I will myself to exist.
Spencer Aimes: We've been married for three years and we've never been more than five minutes away from your parents. They're always coming over and your dad's all... all... Well, uh, this is how the Kornfeldt's load the dishwasher. And, mow the lawn clockwise 'cause that's the Kornfeldt way. Take this piece of coal, stick it up your kiester, squeeze it real tight like we do, and you'll and make a Kornfeldt diamond.
Louis Ives: You have a strange power over people, Henry.
Henry Harrison: It's my constant disapproval. Some find it fatherly.
Mickey Ward: I'm the one who's fighting. Not you, not you, and not you.
Steven Levitt - Author: The closest thing to a worldview, I would say, in "Freakonomics," is that incentives matter. Not just financial incentives, but social incentives and moral incentives.
Warwick Wilson: It's a cheeky drop.
Bothos: Quintus, what's she doing?
Brick: She's a Pict and a woman - two good reasons not to trust her.
Lou Ford: I got a foot on both sides of the fence. They were put there early, and they stayed put. I can't move. I can't jump. All I can do is wait until I split, right down the middle.
Arjan van Diemen: During the war, me and my men would cut off the trigger fingers of the bravest British officers we captured - only the bravest, mind, the ones most worthy of respect. Do you understand that? That's what I did to people I respected.
Kereama: Doesn't leave much hope for me then, does it?
Arjan van Diemen: Hope kills fools like you every day.
George: We are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.
Damon Pennington: No prison in the world is airtight.
Kara: Oh, my gosh. That was so much fun. I'm going to love being an Earth girl.
Clark Kent: You've certainly got the shopping part down.
Tess Carroll: You didn't die in that car crash, Charlie.
Charlie St. Cloud: Actually, I did.
Bea: You can give up, let yourself go... or grit your teeth and hang on like stupid people do.
Dr. Trousdale: Says the man who accused the space agency... of covering up finding aliens on the moon.
Jacob Glaser: I never said, they found aliens on the moon. It was a robot head.