Israelite: You say the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand. When exactly will it be?
Jesus: When you deregulate the banking industry.
Michael Moore: I refuse to live in a country like this, and I'm not leaving.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: I left Europe four decades ago because of Socialism has killed opportunities there.
Rep. Dennis Kucinich: Is this the United States Congress, or the board of directors of Goldman Sachs?
Michael Moore: Do you have any advice for me?
Wall Street Professional: Don't make any more movies.
