Garfield: It's good to be king.
Courtney Callum: I am not happy right now.
John Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.
Chev Chelios: Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.
Ashima A. ganguli: For 25 years I missed my life in India. And now, I will miss my life here. And all of you, who became my family.
Sam: So, were you the bitch or were you the butch?
Peter Evans: I am the drone.
Agnes White: I am the mother queen.
Kee: Dylan. I'll call my baby Dylan. It's a girl's name, too.
Hippy: We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.
Bert - Lumberjack Foreman: Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees.
Mikal: Where are you going?
Eugene: East-ish.
Mikal: East-ish?
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
Water Man: Go as you wish. That which is yours will always return to you. That which you take will always be taken from you.
[Finds Barbie at a yard sale.]
Borat: Is this the owner of the house? Did you shrink her? Please Gypsy lady don't shrink me, I just want your tears.
Nikki: The ambulance guys, they say: "What the fuck happened here?" I say: "He come to a reapin' what he had been sowin', that's what." They say: "Fucker been sowing some kind of heavy shit..."
Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.
Kristy: It's never too late to become what you might have been.
Pipp Everett: Provost, he has knocked that woman out with his schlong!
Roy Washburn: What were you doing at 100 miles per hour?
Catherine Tramell: He was making me cum. And it was 110. We must've hit a pothole.
Roy Washburn: Kevin Franks died. You don't seem very worried.
Catherine Tramell: I'm devastated... I may never cum again.
Whitey: So you're from up top, eh? I used to work in a laboratory up top. Yeah, big shampoo job. I was dark grey when we started. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.