Steve-O: All right cast me out, goddammit.
Johnny Knoxville: Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs.
Johnny Knoxville: If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see your asshole.
Wee Man: What? I can't hear... kinda.
Jordan Houston: Swallow, swallow it ni**a.
Chris Pontius: I can't believe I'm fishing with Steve-o as my bait.
Ehren McGhehey: Where I'm going, I don't need luggage.
April Margera: You had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it.
Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.
Ryan Dunn: I was scared of burnin' my own friend.
April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place Dunn?
Ryan Dunn: 'Cause it was funny.
Johnny Knoxville: This is really gonna suck.
Bam Margera: Ape, I got a muffed-up ass butt.
April Margera: I know, and you had the cutest butt ever and now you ruined it.
Bam Margera: No, Dick Farm Dunn ruined it.
Johnny Knoxville: Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.
Jordan Houston: This is the bravest motherfucker right here - two hundred smackaroos - it's not counterfeit, it's real - to eat horse shit.
Chris Pontius: Water-based lubricants, friend or foe? You be the judge.
Bam Margera: Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3."
Bam Margera: Can somebody make a dick run?
Johnny Knoxville: It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
Steve-O: I just had a leech chomp my eyeball. YES.
Steve-O: Dude, Wee Man, I would never use a card throwing machine on you.
Johnny Knoxville: That long hair don't cover up your red neck.
