Owen Davian: We've implanted an explosive charge in your head. Does that sound familiar?
Joe: What happened to the blowtorch, Plug?
Plug: My dad just laughed at me.
Johnny Knoxville: Ok, who brought crabs to the party? Ha ha. One of the guys had crabs.
Nicholas: They are vertically intergrated, they're.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: You mean they walk around with constant erections?
Nicholas: No, they farm, process, produce, export.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: I know what it means.
Slevin: How do you justify being a rabbi... and a gangster?
The Rabbi: I don't. I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green. Consider, Mr. Fisher... there are two men sitting here before you, and one of them you should be very afraid of. Where's my money?
Sheriff Hoyt: Which one of you assholes burned his draft card?
Big Bob: Bobby, leave Doug alone. He's a democrat. He doesn't believe in guns.
Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.
John Lyshitski: Under all the swastikas, he's a real prick.
Pierre Dulaine: To do something, anything, is hard. It's much easier to blame your father, your mother, the environment, the government, the lack of money, but even if you find a place to assign the blame, it doesn't make the problems go away.
Garfield: It's good to be king.
Stephen: People know the truth, they may not like it, or want to know it, but-, but they always know.
Stephen: Lie and you will lose her.
Brooke Taylor: Grant Taylor, I just want you to know that you've made a team.
Grant Taylor: What team?
Brooke Taylor: The daddy team.
Louis XVI: Ooooh! Your feet are like icicles.
Mike: I believe God's M.O. is to transmute evil into good and if He's active here, he's doing that now. Although our eyes can't perceive it. The whole process is hidden beneath the surface of our reality. It will only be revealed later. And even then, the people of the future, our children's children, will never truly know this awful time that we have gone through and the losses we took. Maybe some footnote in a minor history book, a brief mention with no list of the fallen.
Ashima A. ganguli: For 25 years I missed my life in India. And now, I will miss my life here. And all of you, who became my family.
Makoto Konno: When I'm not lucky, I'm really not, but I usually am, so it balances out.
Dusty: Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow was already taken.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Nowadays people want glamor and tears, the grand performance. I've never been good at that.