Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Nikki: Some men change. Well, they don't change - they reveal. They reveal themselves over time, you know?
AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.
Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.
Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.
Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.
Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.
Felix: The last time someone messed with my master, he was never seen or heard from again.
Derek: That's not true.
Felix: You're right, they did find a shoe.
