Best movie quotes of 2006

Victoria: My mother was a real whore and a junkie, and she traded me for $10 and a fix.

Amber: We're really going to miss you, Britney. imya.
Brianna: I miss you already too.
Britney: Oh, guys, I'm gonna mysm.
Sierra: D-A-M-N.
Brianna: Sierra, you're not speaking IM. You're just spelling.
Sierra: Oh. Well then, S-H-I-T.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.

Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.

Zee: What is your problem?
DJ: Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.

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Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle.
Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?
Larry: Chucking his corn.
Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?
Larry: Trimming his tree.
Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?
Larry: Branching his limb.
Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?
Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.

Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see naked?

Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.

AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.

Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.

Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.

Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.

Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.

Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.