Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.
Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.
Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!
Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.
Rupert Potter: Our daughter is famous, Helen. You're the only person who doesn't know it.
Aquamarine: But I've learned it's not where you are, it's who you're with.
Chase Collins: I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch.
AC Craney: People don't want heart Dick, they want wins.
Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.
Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.
Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.
Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.
Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.
Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.
