Best movie quotes of 2006

Ted, The Man with the Yellow Hat: His magnificent idol looks like it came out of a cereal box.
Junior Bloomsberry: Wow. That must be a huge box of cereal.

Ramon: You just got to do exactly what I say!
Mumble: Okay.
Ramon: Did I say "okay"?
Mumble: No.
Ramon: No. What did I say?
Mumble: Do exactly what you say.
Ramon: EXACTLY what I say!

Big Momma: This is a family beach, not Chippendales.

Max Skinner: You tried to drown me.
Fanny Chenal: And you tried to run me over in your little car.

Jack Frost: Would you like to be my elf?
Sylvia Newman: Huh?
Jack Frost: You heard me.

Damien: It's easy to know what you are against, but quite another to know what you are for.

Ackerman: We'll have to dress it up a little. Disguise it. Give them enough reason to doubt it.

Coach Don Haskins: We do not back down here, ever.

Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don't share their power with mankind.

Professor Jules Hilbert: The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy.To quote Italo Calvino, "The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death." Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.

Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw.

Ron Clark: Hey Mr. Turner, this is fun.
Principal Turner: You really think it appropriate to do this with the students?
Ron Clark: Well, I'm certainly not gonna Double Dutch with you.

Jesse: Dude, I could kick the dude out of you.

Dev Saran: I love you, Maya. And you love me too.

Vince: This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!

Felix: The last time someone messed with my master, he was never seen or heard from again.
Derek: That's not true.
Felix: You're right, they did find a shoe.

Walter Fane: It was silly of us to look for qualities in each other that we never had.

Emily: I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment? Some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: The good-cop/bad-cop routine is working perfectly.
Ponton: You know, usually two different cops do that.

Jack MacReady: Move the fuck out of the way, cocksucker!
Mother with child: Howdy, Mayor.