Nacho Libre (2006)

Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on.

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: No.

Nacho: I'm a little concerned right now. About... your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?
Esqueleto: Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science.

Señor Ramon: Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion.
Sister Encarnación: Thank you Brother.

Nacho: How did you find me in the wilderness?
Esqueleto: I saw you from the village.

Esqueleto: I hate orphans.
Nacho: Say it to my face.
Esqueleto: I hate them.
Nacho: Come again?
Esqueleto: I hate all the orphans in the whole world.

Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients.
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win.

Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.

Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?

Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball.
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day.

Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat.

Nacho: You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony.
Esqueleto: I can't wrestle him.
Nacho: But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Nacho: You have not been baptized?

Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?

Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.