Best movie quotes of 2006

Swink Sylvania: Did you feel that?
Phineus Bantum: I felt it in my pants.

Dwayne: Now that Dr. King is gone, nobody left but Bobby. Nobody.

William Montrose: Cincinnat's next move is T.B.D.
Secret Service Agent: What's the "B" stand for?
William Montrose: Brass ones. Which you don't have.

Ella: Rick! I was dancing with the prince and my dress disappeared.
Rick: Ok, too much information, but thank you.

Lazarus: I'm cookin' steaks fah dinnah. I expect you to stay.

Bud Gerber: People on the street corners, they looked at this picture and they took hope. Don't ask me why, I think it's a crappy picture, myself. You can't even see your faces! But it said we can win this war, are winning this war, we just need you to dig a little deeper. They want to give us that money. No, they want to give it to you.

Tanzie Marchetta: You caught me. I guess that, like, makes you my hero.

Kathy Johnson: Why don't we just buy some condoms and jerk off some homeless guys. Oh, like that didn't occur to anyone else?

Nora: I found a rehearsal partner. So now I won't miss a beat when Andrew gets back.
Nora's Mom: Your applications arrived from Cornell and Brown. I put them on your bed. Remember our deal, Nora. If you don't get a job from the showcase you go to school in the fall.

Sara Sandoval: I might not know who I am but I know who I'm not, I'm not someone who lets her country down.

Ashley Albright: Here we go again. Maggie you've known me since Seventh Grade, right? Okay, will you please tell her that I'm not lucky.
Maggie: Well, you were voted prom queen at Franklin High.
Ashley Albright: So?
Maggie: We went to Jefferson.

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And that doesn't seem odd to you?

Lena Brandt: An affair has more rules than a marriage.

Elizabeth: Are you frightened?
Mary: Yes. A husband has been chosen for me. The law says I must remain pure for a year. How is he to believe this?
Elizabeth: Stay with us, then. We will pray for guidance.
Mary: Elizabeth, why is it me God has asked? I am nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh, child.

Irene: Don't say that, Raimunda, or I'll start crying. And ghosts don't cry.

Eli: I've got two chicks back at my place who think I'm Moby.

Glen: Keep your voices down, people are playing.

Stephane: It's as if her synapses were married directly to her fingers.

David Carver: Don't hurt her.
Collie Entragian: Son, I will put a stick through your mother, and spin her around til she catches fire, if I so desire! And you cannot stop me, and I'll come back for you.

Valerie: When you die, everyone wants to be your friend.