Nicky Santoro: We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb fuckin' Hebe.
Capt. Ramsey: I expect and demand your very best. Anything less, you should have joined the Air Force.
Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.
Sam Daniels: Just don't get negative on me.
Major Salt: Affirmative.
David Mills: You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best.
Alberto Aragon: Just because I talk with an accent doesn't mean I think with an accent.
El Mariachi: Give me the strength to be what I was, and forgive me for what I am.
Cher: Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter.
Warren Beaty: Who glued these quarters to the floor?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: Why the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
Xavier Fitch: We decided to make it female so it would be more docile and controllable.
Preston Lennox: More docile and controllable, eh? You guys don't get out much.
Train Fireman: I'll tell you one thing for sure... I wouldn't trust no words written down on no piece of paper, especially from no Dickinson out in the town of Machine... you're just as likely to find your own grave.
Natalya Simonova: How can you be so cold?
James Bond: It's what keeps me alive.
Natalya Simonova: No. It's what keeps you alone.
Kate: Spasm! Spasm! Oh, God, here it comes... lactose intolerance.
Glenn: You're not going anywhere.
Elvis: But I'm hungry.
Glenn: Eat your hat.
Monroe: Eddie! What happened to your head?
Eddie: Customs guy, whacked me in the head with a can of peanut oil for stamping visas. I'm never goin back to that country, man. Those people have permanently wigged out.
Chet Bronski: Well, we're all part of the same tribe.
Jack Sturgess: Right, the Minotauk.
Chet Bronski: No, I'm referring to the emotionally-constipated American male over 40.
Jeffrey Goines: ...and if you forget one thing, I will have you shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.