Best movie quotes of 1995

Lucy Shepherd: Do you see it as part of your job to torture me?
President Andrew Shepherd: No, just one of the perks.

Ralphie: You think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.

Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know. They're called doctors.

George Banks: Mr Habeeb, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I wanna drive down that street and I wanna pull into this driveway and I wanna honk my horn.

Calamity Jane: A man that cgeats at cards ain't got no religion.

Wendolene Ramsbottom: He's malfunctioning.
Wallace: Mal what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: Malfunctioning. Preston is a cyberdog.
Wallace: Cyber what?
Wendolene Ramsbottom: A robot. Daddy created him for good, but he's turned out evil.

Ivan Ooze: Do you know what it's like to be trapped in an egg for 6,000 years? Bloody boring.

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Gabriel: Lucifer, sitting in your basement. Sulking after your breakup with The Boss. You're nothing. (01:28:46)

Dr. Kosevich: I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema.
Samuel, Rebecca, Nurse: An enema?
Dr. Kosevich: No, uh, she needs a pedicure.
Nurse: This ain't no goddam beauty parlor.
Dr. Kosevich: Epitath.
Samuel Faulkner: She's not dead, you moron.
Dr. Kosevich: Epidermus... Uh.
Rebecca Taylor: Epidural, asshole.

Casey Ryback: You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.

Maria: Ox.
Max: Nag.

Vida Boheme: I think tomorrow is a "Say Something" hat day.

Vassago: I've seen you.
Regina: No, I don't think so.
Vassago: Oh yes, I have seen you. It was like a flash forward in time. You're beautiful. Perfect.

Max: Why are you doing this to me, Dad?
Goofy: 'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.

Louanne: You asked me once how I was gonna save your life. This is it. This moment.

Hester Prynne: I wonder if existance as a woman is worthwhile at all.

Johnny Mnemonic: You can't shoot me.
Takahashi: Not in the head.

Morgan: Stop your chatter and say something Latin-ish.

Margaret: Oh, please don't say anything important.

Marie Stahlbaum: Gosh, this is the most wonderful Christmas ever!
Fritz Stahlbaum: Look at all these presents! I didn’t think we were good enough this year to get all this!
Marie Stahlbaum: Well… you weren’t. But I make up for it.
Fritz Stahlbaum: Ha ha, Marie. Watch it or I’ll have my soldiers attack.
[Fritz fires a toy cannon.]
Marie Stahlbaum: Uh! I am just tooooo scared for words.

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