Donald Patterson: Did I say that? I didn't say that! All I said was... bad things tend to happen around you two. Some money got lost and I think you two can help me find it.
Charlie: How so?
Donald Patterson: You look for it.
Max: Who's ever after you are real pros.
Kate: I guess I should be proud, it would be embarrassing to be killed by an amateur.
A: Good night, good night... Parting is such sweet sorrow... that I shall say good night, till it be tomorrow... sleep dwell upon thine eyes, peace in thy breasts... would I were sleep and peace, so sweet to rest... Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell... his help to crave, and my dear hap to tell.
Octavia Tarrant: Death is a return, you know. We leave life just like we came in.
Annie Tarrant: Alone?
Octavia Tarrant: Naked, blind, and covered in our own shit.
Bruno Parker: I never saw anything funny that didn't cause pain.
Newt Shaw: I'm your man.
King Arthur: Either what we hold to be right, and good, and true is right and good and true for all mankind under God, or we're just another robber tribe.
David: Revolutions are contagious.
Mieko Takeda: Nothing can stop them from finding and killing you.
Racine: So how did they screw up and leave me alive?
Mieko Takeda: Even monkeys fall out of trees.
Doctor: Chow time, Doc.
Dr. Alfred Hathaway: So, what are we having this evening? Lobster florentine. Beef wellington. Perhaps grilled ahi on a bed of Belgian endive.
Doctor: No, your old favorite, Doc.
Dr. Alfred Hathaway: I hate meat loaf.
Ted the Bellhop: I'm in a situation I can't begin to explain.
Lenny Weinrib: Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.
Russell Bennett: Evolver, initiate sequence shutdown! Phoenix 8! Delete! Delete.
Evolver: Delete this.
Band Manager: The fuckin' monkeys?
Leo: Par, par, bogey, bogey, par, par.
MacDonald: I do not serve Robert McGregor. I am his friend, and count myself fortunate to claim it.