Arthur Rimbaud: The only unbearable thing is that nothing is unbearable.
Louanne: You asked me once how I was gonna save your life. This is it. This moment.
Marko: We're all crazy, Natalija. We just haven't been diagnosed yet.
Casey Ryback: You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.
Angus Bethune: You just don't know how it feels.
Troy: I don't know how it feels? So you think you're the only person on earth who wakes up every morning wishing they were someone else?
Morgan: Stop your chatter and say something Latin-ish.
Roach: You know this "Hell on Earth" business? Big fucking deal - I've got hemmorhoids.
Capt. T.C. Doyle: You slept with the wife of General "Kill-'em-all-and-let-God-sort-them-out" Richardson?
David Poole: I thought it was his daughter.
Capt. T.C. Doyle: Oh yeah, he would've been fine with that.
Hester Prynne: I wonder if existance as a woman is worthwhile at all.
Rico: Why did you judge me? Why did you judge me?
Judge Dredd: You killed innocent people.
Rico: A means to an end.
Judge Dredd: You started a massacre.
Rico: I caused a revolution.
Judge Dredd: You betrayed THE LAW.
Rico: Lawwwww.
Diane Barrows: It was there, I know it, that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over - the-fence, World Series kind of stuff.
High School Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said, is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: OK, a simple "wrong" would have done just fine.
Niko: The first thing God created was the journey, then came doubt, and nostalgia.
Chad: What did you call me?
Nick: You heard me. I called you a "Hostess Twinkie motherfucker," motherfucker.