Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Sam Daniels: Just don't get negative on me.
Major Salt: Affirmative.
Ben Grimm: No more cracks about how I look.
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity. Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
Clark: I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.
Beatrice: I'll tell you something right now; I know Edgar and that wasn't Edgar. It's like something was wearing Edgar like a suit. An Edgar suit.
Craig Toomy: Oh I'm real scared now.
Simon Templar: Do you know what the worst part about being you is?
Ivan Tretiak: What.
Simon Templar: Pretending to be so bad in bed.
Ivan Tretiak: You son of the bitch.
Memo: You kissed me!
Charlie Watson: On the cheek.
Memo: Still counts. Still counts.
Mr. Ditkovich: If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.
Jolly the Pimp: Rules are rules and this is a place where we make love, not war.
Dinky Winks: Somebody ring the Dinkster?
Wilbur: It's been a long, hard day, full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.
Grandpa Fred: They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.
Remy: My job is simple. Can't pay for your car, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your house, the bank takes it back. Can't pay for your liver, well, that's where I come in.
Vincent: For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... Maybe I'm going home.
