Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
Ross Webster: Congratulations, Gus, old buddy. You're going to go down in history as the man who killed Superman.
Dr. Necessiter's butler: Can I get you anything more, doctor? I'm about to retire.
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Really? You seem so young.
TIX News Reporter: KIX morning news update. Mok's promise to rewrite rock history was prematurely and tragically interrupted last night when an overwhelming power surge totally destroyed Carnage Hall and blacked out the entire city. Survivors described the destruction as "evil," "spooky," and "wow, bad karma, man."
Dr. Michael Anthony Brace: Why do you have to die to let go?
Denise Dahlberg: Phones working?
Stephen Klein: Are you kidding? There aren't going to be any phones.
Car Passenger: Hey... you wanna see something really scary?
Wolff: What the hell are you?
Nicki: What do you think I am, you scrawny earthbag? I'm a woman.