Wilbur: It's been a long, hard day, full of emotional turmoil and dinosaur fights.
Pugsley: Are they dead?
Wednesday: Does it matter?
Lincoln Hawk: I always wanted to be a milk shake.
Katie: In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.
Max: Did you make this?
Carol: Yeah, yeah.
Max: It's very good.
Carol: We were gonna make a whole world like this. But everyone used to come here, but you know... You know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realise and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart? And then one day... You don't have any teeth anymore.
Max: Yeah.
Carol: Well it was like that.
Juni: I never even got her e-mail address.
Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
Luigi: Do you eat?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Dinner?
Princess Daisy: Yes.
Luigi: Tonight?
Max: I'll see you, uh, bassoon.
Mrs. Puff: We paid 9 dollars to see this?
Sandy Cheeks: I paid 10.
Coriakin: To defeat the darkness out there, you must defeat the darkness inside yourself.
The Horned King: I presume, my boy, you are the keeper of this oracular pig.
Elena Fairchild: I'm going to ask Captain Harding to marry us.
Herbert Brown: That'd be wonderful, if he were only a minister, but he's not.
Elena Fairchild: He's a captain, and captains can marry people at sea.
Herbert Brown: He's a land captain, not a sea captain.
Elena Fairchild: Well, we're on land, aren't we?
Ben the Cow: Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others.
Detective Pikachu: That's right, Mr. Mime. [chuckling] You're about to be Mr. Melt unless you start talking.
King Fergus: The ancients spoke of it. It is the heart of this fierce land. It is carried in the wind. Born of our legends and when we are put to the test, it is the one thing that we must always be.
Alvin: Don't worry about picking us up after school, Toby. We'll catch a ride - IN A HEARSE!
Benjamin Mee: You seem really calm.
Peter MacCready: Ah.
Benjamin Mee: Have you been drinking?
Peter MacCready: All night long.
Benjamin Mee: Thanks for that.
Peter MacCready: Anytime.
Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward.