Marilla Cuthbert: Every baby is the sweetest and the best.
Lincoln Hawk: I always wanted to be a milk shake.
Miss Rebecca Miller: David, are you drunk?
Black and White TV: A bargain in every buck! A buck in every pocket! A pocket in... um... every trouser! Ernie's Bargain Circus, where you ride the Ferris Wheel of Values for a better tomorrow.
Lex Luthor: Lenny, I've always considered you the Dutch Elm disease in my family tree.
George Jetson: That's grass. I read about it in ancient history.
Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: So what you're saying is you would be willing, excuse me, Jack would be willing to take in this creature and care for it and love it like a pet?
George Henderson: No, like a member of the family.
Pamela: It's old and depressing.
Mason: It's reality.
Pamela: This is the '80s! Nobody likes reality any more.
Rebecca: Jack has a baby?
Peter Mitchell: I realise such a concept tends to negate our belief in a benevolent God, but yes.
Foul Phil - Suit: My tummy hurts.
Greaser Greg - Suit: What did you eat?
Foul Phil - Suit: Everything.
Greaser Greg - Suit: That makes sense.
Ernest P. Worrell: No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach.