Best family movie quotes of 2001

Gingy: OK, OK...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad: The Muffin Man?
Gingy: The Muffin Man!
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the Muffin Man?

Joe: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Dumbledore: It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

Prof. Dad Brody: Who do you think kidnapped us, Uraguay or Chad?

Randall: If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder.

Carmen Cortez: Spy work, that's easy. Keeping a family together, that's difficult. And that's the mission worth fighting for.

Charisse Slocumb: Bernice Talbot? My-my husband done did it wit' that child in that "Shop-Well" parking lot? lord take ME NOW.

Max: I'll see you, uh, bassoon.

Mrs. Packard: Attention: tonight's supper will be baked beans; musical program to follow... Who wrote this?

Carl: Weee. Llamas, llamas, llamas.

Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.

Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.

Archie: Uh-oh! Uh-oh.
Dr. Dolittle: Uh-oh, what? What's the problem?
Archie: Ice cream is acting up.
Dr. Dolittle: What ice cream?
Archie: I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender. And by the second gallon, I realised I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called "Cherry Garcia."

Hermiee: Looks like rough weather ahead. We'd better go back.
Rudolph: I kinda hate to miss my date with Clarice.
Hermie: That doe certainly has you head over hooves. Doesn't she?
Rudolph: Who told you?
Hermie: Everyone in Christmas town knows.
Rudolph: They do?

Neighbor: Hey, shutup down there.
Gordon: I'm covered in ca-ca.

Kevin Gibbons: C'mon, Lucille, don't die on me now. Listen, daddy knows you're tired, but daddy knows that got a few left in you. Yes you do! Yes you do.

Dylan: Flying Mallets! That ought to play well with the judges.

Chihiro: There must be some mistake! None of these pigs are my parents.

Sophie Piper: The funny thing is I just saw a 7th grader dressed up as a fly.
Alex: A fly?
Sophie Piper: A big, black one with fuzzy legs and feelers.

Stan: There's been a PI at the shark pool.
Jordan: PI?
Stan: Puking incident. Some kid puked all over the shark pool. Anyway, I need you to clean it up for me right away. A.S.A.P.