Best family movie quotes of all time

Barry B. Benson: Ya like jazz?

Stan Podalak: Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
Michael Jordan: What can you do?
Stan Podalak: Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
Sylvester: And large.
Daffy Duck: And a dork.

[Donkey, Shrek, and Puss in Boots have just been arrested.]
Donkey: What about my rights? You're supposed to say I have the right to remain silent. Nobody said I had to remain silent!
Shrek: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.

Puss in Boots: Feed me, if you dare.

Agatha Trunchbull: You wanted cake, you got cake! Now EAT IT.

Professor McGonagall: Professor Moody! What are you doing?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Teaching.
Professor McGonagall: Is... Is that a student?
Professor 'Mad-Eye' Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

Olaf: I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.

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Doc: Marty, the idea that I could fall in love at first sight! It's romantic nonsense. There's no scientific rationale for it.
Marty: Come on, Doc. It's not science. You meet the right girl it just hits you. It's like lightning.
Doc: Marty, please don't say that.

Debbie: Isn't he a lady killer?
Gomez Addams: Acquitted.

Miyagi: Wax on... Wax off. Wax on... Wax off.

Babs: I don't want to be a pie! I don't like gravy.

Bernard: Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up.

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Ham Egg: Stop! The Laws of Robotic! You can't hurt a human! It's been that way for 50 years.
Zog: I'm old school.

Newt Scamander: Dumbledore, why can't you go?
Albus Dumbledore: I can't move against Grindelwald. It has to be you.

Chad Danforth: You got game?
Ryan Evans: A little.

Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here.
Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.
Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.

Memaw: Imagine what he is seeing up there, just imagine.

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Hermione: That felt good.
Ron: Not good...Brilliant!

Vic Frohmeyer: Nora Krank, we're here for Frosty.

Fred Claus: Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here. That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.