Best family movie quotes of 2009

Ebenezer Scrooge: What do you want with me?
Jacob Marley: You will be haunted by three spirits.
Ebenezer Scrooge: I'd rather not.

Mr. Bobinski: The problem is my new songs go 'ooompa, ooompa' but the jumping mice play only 'toodle toot' like that. It's nice but not so much amazing. So now, I switch to stronger cheese and pretty soon, WATCH OUT!

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

Ham Egg: Stop! The Laws of Robotic! You can't hurt a human! It's been that way for 50 years.
Zog: I'm old school.

Hannah Montana: In my defense, I totally saw those shoes first.

Alvin: Don't worry about picking us up after school, Toby. We'll catch a ride - IN A HEARSE!

Max: Did you make this?
Carol: Yeah, yeah.
Max: It's very good.
Carol: We were gonna make a whole world like this. But everyone used to come here, but you know... You know what it feels like when all your teeth are falling out really slowly and you don't realise and then you notice that, well, they're really far apart? And then one day... You don't have any teeth anymore.
Max: Yeah.
Carol: Well it was like that.

Tiana: There is no way I'm kissing a frog and eating a bug in the same day.

Bruce: If you look at it, dogs have three basic needs. That's - that's eatting, sleeping, peeing and pooping.
Andi: That's four.
Bruce: No, I think peeing and pooping is one.
Heather: Uh, I've stepped in both and I have to disagree.

Inspector Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Earl Devereaux: Why can't you be more like my son, Cal?
Cal Deveraux: 'Sup.

Dug: My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master and he made me this collar so that I can talk. Squirrel!.My master is good and smart.
Carl: It's not possible!
Dug: It is, because my master is smart.

Mr. James Dowd: Everything you're ashamed of, all the parts of yourself that you keep secret, everything you want to change about yourself - it's who you are. That's your power. Deny it and you're nothing.

Andy Wilson: Hey. You know we love you, Hachi. We want you to stay here with us. If you have to go... that's okay too. Good-bye, Hachi.

Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.

Clerk: [slides card.] Declined.
Rebecca Bloomwood: Can you try again?
Clerk: [slides it again.] Really declined.

Jake Pearson: You're gonna need a bigger potato.

Rosebud: I'm not really buying the whole "Santa Paws" thing either, but I sure do love all the presents.
Buddha: Your material desires are those of the wanted mind. Enough is never enough.

Cole Black: Hey metalmouth! Got another date with the trashcan.

Lem: Lem. Llllleeeeeemmmmmm.
Charles Baker: Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.