Best family movie quotes of 1992

Genie: Oy! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck.

Gordon Bombay: Did you really Quack at the Principal?
Ducks: Yeah.
Gordon Bombay: Are we Ducks or what?

Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.

Rizzo the Rat: There are two things I hate: heights and jumping from them.

Batty Koda: Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! OK, OK, let me guess again - a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag.

Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

Jack Kelly: So what do you say, Spot?
Spot Conlon: I say... that what you say... is what I say.

Ryce Newton: Oh my gosh Emily's in the pool.
Devonia Pest: The pool.

Hampton Pig: Speak to me, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: Auntie Em, is that you?

Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.

Ossie: What's his name?
Grandfather: Um, he's called Tír na nÓg.
Ossie: What does it mean?
Grandfather: It's the land of eternal youth.
Ossie: But why's he called that?
Grandfather: He's from Tir na nÓg, the land under the sea.

Alsatia Zevo: I'm very disappointed that you never once had an applesauce sandwich on your menu.
Joe at Cafeteria: Applesauce? Miss Zevo, the sandwich will get all soggy.
Alsatia Zevo: Oh, I don't mind.
Joe at Cafeteria: I make you one tomorrow, okay?
Alsatia Zevo: OK, thank you very much. I'll just go ahead and have the mayonnaise sandwich again today, then.

Aunt Pristine Figg: Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.

Dick Nelson: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far.