Kevin McCallister: Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card? You got it.
Gordon Bombay: Keep swingin'. Maybe you'll give them a cold.
Ebenezer Scrooge: Spirit, tell me if Tiny Tim will live.
Ghost of Christmas Present: That is the future. My realm is the present. However, I see a vacant seat by the chimney corner and a crutch without an owner. If these shadows remain unaltered, I believe the child will die. But, what then? If he's going to die, he'd better do it and decrease the surplus population.
Batty Koda: Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! OK, OK, let me guess again - a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag.
Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
Jack Kelly: So what do you say, Spot?
Spot Conlon: I say... that what you say... is what I say.
Hampton Pig: Speak to me, Plucky.
Plucky Duck: Auntie Em, is that you?
Nick: Adam! Don't eat us.
Leslie Zevo: There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me.
Aunt Pristine Figg: Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.
Dick Nelson: That's my wife you got there! That's my planet you're blowing up! And that's... that's just some guy I met, but still, I think this thing has gone just a little too far.
